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gun street girl, efficiency expert

she obliterated everything she kissed

About Me


***I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON ANDERSON COOPER .***
ok, and i have a huge crush on harold ford, jr. as well. i'm kind of a nerd.
i feel creepy when given license to come up with something to say about myself. i do better with direct questions. so if there's something you want to know, then it would be best just to ask.
"Those who are willing to trade civil liberties for temporary security deserve neither."
- Benjamin Franklin
I'M OLIVIA AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
p.s. i’m the girl that killed monday, whooped tuesday, put wednesday in the hospital, called thursday to tell friday not to bury saturday on sunday. i’m the one that had the elephants roosting in trees and all the ants wearing BVDs. from the first to the last I give ‘em a blast so fast that their life is past, before their ass has even hit the grass. see me uptown, crowned and renowned! delayed, relayed, mislaid and parlayed. hatched, matched, snatched and scratched. whacked, jacked, smacked and cracked. bootblacked, blackjacked, race tracked and flapjacked. and still coming back! if you crave satisfaction, this is the place to find that action. coming to a crusty little bar as its next attraction, i'm the girl that will put you in traction.

My Interests

is there really anything besides hockey? anderson cooper's nerdy laugh, large & tacky earrings, obnoxious & tacky makeup (i'm a MAC junkie), sushi, politics, music, movies, hockey, nashville predators , books, tattoos, rabbits, rudy ray moore, attacking the wack, beer, sake mai tais, reading in bubble baths, anderson cooper, NPR, not being at work, driving, getting naked & starting the revolution, etc.

... oh, and i like zombies a lot.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who wears a monacle.

and how about people i don't want to meet? those who use "U" in place of "you." that should save me from a few pointless messages. u suck, bro.

Music:

air, andrew WK, apples in stereo, arab strap, a silver mt. zion, atom & his package, beach boys, belle & sebastian, björk, the black heart procession, black rebel motorcycle club, blondie, boards of canada, jeff buckley, calexico, johnny cash, leonard cohen, miles davis, death cab for cutie, dixie chicks, dj shadow, the doors, nick drake, the faint, feable weiner, the features, flaming lips, the french kicks, fugazi, vincent gallo, godspeed you black emperor!, the hives, hot hot heat, hüsker dü, billy idol, interpol, journey, kings of leon, king straggler, les savy fav, the libertines, modest mouse, mogwai, the moldy peaches, thelonius monk, my bloody valentine, neurosis, neutral milk hotel, outkast, oxes, pink floyd, pixies, portishead, q and not u, radiohead, the rapture, the raveonettes, rilo kiley, lionel ritchie, sagor & swing, the shins, sigur rós, slowdive, elliott smith, the smiths, spoon, the strokes, tenacious d, justin timberlake, U2, the unicorns, tom waits, the walkmen, the white stripes, yeah yeah yeahs, etc.

Movies:

rosemary's baby, buffalo 66, the big lebowski, bullitt, fahrenheit 9/11, deep throat, sunset boulevard, slap shot, disco godfather, dawn of the dead, ringu, the goonies, pootie tang, thrashin', night on earth, virgin suicides, pecker, dancer in the dark, 28 days later, donnie darko, terminator, predator, T2, magnolia, office space, wet hot american summer, the human tornado, the jade pussycat, full metal yakuza (YAY! RAF!) other stuff...

Television:

the oc, dallas, bonanza, anderson cooper 360, A&E's various true crime shows, aqua teen hunger force, crossfire, da ali g show, days of our lives, deadwood, full house, hercule poirot mysteries, king of the hill, daily show, tough crowd, l.a. law, late night with conan o'brien, oz, passions, real time with bill maher, so graham norton/the graham norton effect, roseanne, simpsons, six feet under, sopranos, mr. ed, talk sex with sue johanson, that 70s show, etc.

Books:

lolita, mother night, harry potter (any), rosemary's baby, the amazing adventures of kavalier and clay, cat's cradle, princess bride, house of leaves, the maltese falcon, double indemnity, flaming iguanas, anything by daniel clowes (especially like a velvet glove cast in iron), lies and the lying liars who tell them, the virgin suicides, etc.

Heroes:

my mind is aching, lord it won't stop that's how it happens, living life by the drop
srv

My Blog

steve mcqueen

i don't think i've ever mentioned it, but i love steve mcqueen.  just wanted to clear that up.  
Posted by gun street girl on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:29:00 PST

ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M anna nicole's baby daddy!
Posted by gun street girl on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:21:00 PST

dave ramsey

i told people i barely know today that i was going to go home and curl up in bed with dave ramsey.  i think i may be insane. ...
Posted by gun street girl on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST

weird eyeball

p.s. makeup does a lot, but still not enough...  plus, there's that weird bloody shit in my eye that i didn't notice until yesterday.  ....eeeew, and i look greasy. ...
Posted by gun street girl on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:53:00 PST

shrubbery

oh yeah... i think i've posted pictures in the past of my tv from some "important" presidential statement or other... well, i did the same for the state of the union (i believe that i am the on...
Posted by gun street girl on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

immigrant song

i know this has circulated before ... chris was playing the immigrant song a little while ago, and i thought of it.  it brought a smile to my face on a shitty night.   ...
Posted by gun street girl on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST

getting married

i should mention that i'm engaged.  i'm a bride, silly bitches!
Posted by gun street girl on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:34:00 PST

mashed potatoes, gravy and cranberry sauce

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Posted by gun street girl on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:29:00 PST

a love letter from henry rollins to ann coulter

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Posted by gun street girl on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:39:00 PST

sometimes my mom is awesome.

my mom sent the following e-mail to her sisters and myself this week: Sissy, Kit, Bendie and Wiv...We have all, both as women and Southerners, been touched by the grace and courage of C...
Posted by gun street girl on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:45:00 PST