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Joe

About Me

Me huh? About me? Well, I think that I am one of the more sane people in my group of friends and that ain't sayin' much because I'm pretty fucking crazy. I'm afraid to say that I'm one of those people that you hate to be seated next to in a restaurant. I can be loud and obnoxious and yes at times incredibly crass. In my defense these seem to be qualities that those who love me find endearing....go figure. haha. I hope i don't sound like a complete asshole but i can be one if i deem necessary. Though if you're in need i wouldn't hesitate to help and for those i care about no price is too high. These days have been finding me in some strange places. Back in '01 I decided to join the army(if you are considering I urge you to make sure its really what you want to do) thinking I would play soldier for a couple of years and then go to school with some govt funds. Next thing I know I am chillin' in places like Afghanistan and Iraq wondering what the hell I was thinkin'(especially since I signed up for the infantry). Don't get me wrong I do my job and I happen to think I do it well, but when it comes to everything else army I just say no. I am the guy who likes to let his hair grow longer than regs because I really don't understand why you have to have a fresh haircut to be a good soldier. I guess I'm too intelligent for the military because I don't understand why we do some of the dumbass shit that we do and I like to ask questions(which is a big no no in the army). Seriously, if there were 20 ways to do something then the army would invent a 21st that combined all the worst elements of the first 20 into one and then make it standard operating procedure. But then what the fuck do I do, I go and reenlist for 3 more years of this bullshit. I guess I'm just so jaded that the nonsense doesn't faze me anymore. Plus I've made a lot of good friends and I just wouldn't feel right if they went to combat yet again and i wasn't with them. Hey, at least I have great job security. Oh yeah, do me a favor, would you? Every time you see a soldier thank them for what they have done for you even if you don't agree with it. Remember that they've spilt blood for that right you so easily take for granted. ..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

beer, my GSR, driving like the road is my own personal racetrack, anime, music, eeriwaj, blowing apart watermelons with my pistol, trying to bullshit my way out of work so i can have 4 day weekends, partying all over the great state of tennessee with my good friends josh and dave, chillin with my columbus crew, fuckin with public transit wokers and restaraunt staff, procreation(and i must say that one is my favorite hands down) just watch it...umm...yeah... hijinks at the household

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I'd like to meet:

I already met my dream girl but if you are human and you dont want to shoot me Ill give you a chance. Ill make an exception if your an extraordinarily cool animal(like the cow in my pictures). Extra points if youre wild and looking to have a good time no matter whats going on around you. I would also like to meet billy bob thornton. i mean come on, this guy plays the ulitimate belligerent drunk. who else can portray a character who hides vodka in a non-alcoholic beer can so he can get drunk at a little leauge practice and make it look so natural. if i hung out with this guy i think id die laughing. not to mention that for being such a scrub he still hooked up with angelina jolie. yahoo messenger/aim-jao6580

Music:

Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Nonpoint, Killswitch Engage,Korn, Sevendust, Trapt, Story of the Year, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Seether, New Found Glory, Smile Empty Soul, TRUSTco., Outkast, Linkin Park, 12 Stones, Crossfade, Theory of a Deadman, Nickelback, Fall Out Boy, Nappy Roots, Kanye West, The Pharcyde, Spineshank, Disturbed, Chevelle, Incubus, Hoobastank, Method Man, Eminem, Nas, Tribe, 50 Cent, shit if I don't quit i'll be writing for a week

Movies:

300(yeah...frank miller is the shit), sin city(this one was brutal), talladega nights, bad santa(this movies is fucking hilarious, i laughed so hard my sides hurt), the last samurai, Kill Bill 1 and 2(if you like tarrentino check this one out), any Kevin Smith movie, Animal House, Old School, Spaceballs, Scarface, Goodfellas, The Ring, The Two Towers, Buying the Cow, Evangelion, Iraqi vcd porn

Television:

ohio state and tennessee football. sometimes i like to connect with my inner retard and watch crank yankers, adult swim, punk'd, viva la bam, ya know shit like dat. what did the five fingers say to the face? *slap* im rick james bitch (god rest his soul)

Books:

I really should read more to prevent mental atrophy but in between fighting wars and drinking its hard to find time.

Heroes:

all us soldiers fighting for something that most people dont seem to give a fuck about.

My Blog

i can't let patty win that easily ;P

you know i couldn't just let you go without having a response to this....so here goes....you know that i think you are simply wonderful in every single way.  i do think that you're incredibly bea...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:30:00 PST

wedding bells!

just in case your one of the people on the planet who doesn't know that patty and i are getting married you can count yourself among those who do.  i know baby doll, you're just excited.  ha...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:48:00 PST

my babydoll :)

for someone who makes me feel incredibly alive...   From underneath the trees, we watch the skyConfusing stars for satellitesI never dreamed that youd be mineBut here we are, were here tonight&nb...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:05:00 PST

finally a fucking break!

damn i thought it was never going to let up.  yesterday i started the BNCOC course that they brought here to campbell and its pretty sham.  for the uninitiated its a course that the army mad...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:15:00 PST

fuckin friday night...

so friday was turning out to be a good day.  went out to a club with my sister and some of her friends, gettin a little drunk, doing some dancing and generally having a good time...boom lil sis s...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:17:00 PST

....

well, we finally have something set in stone now.  boots in the sand no later than 4th of july weekend....fitting i suppose.  once again unto the breach.  this will be number four for m...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:45:00 PST

happy holidays!

so the holidays are here at last.  im on leave for the next couple of weeks and it couldnt have come any sooner.  all the problems that were rearing their ugly heads have taken care of thems...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:17:00 PST

rough times...

as of late things have been pretty crazy.  its been pretty rough on me.  most days i come home from work and i sit on the couch and have a drink or two and try to forget all the incredibly i...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:31:00 PST

duck and run

i think this song epitomizes my whole outlook on life.  hes lost everything and still he holds his ground even when all seems hopeless.  i think thats the way you have to go through life.&nb...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

hope and despair, opposite sides of the same coin...

last week we were informed that the brigades deployment date has been pushed up a month to the beginning of august '07.  unfortunately for me this will put a serious hamper in my plans of getting...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:10:00 PST