Ignatius, the dog park, antique stores, mahjong, reading, costume parties, sushi, socks, Chicago, chai, japanese, radiation poisoning, blood clots, Nashville, cruelty, Reno (911), the Villager, darts, Miller Lite, baseball, shoes, origami, blood donation, Europe, New Orleans, Snake and Jakes, Found Magazine, beer, beer, penguins as pets, and turning everyday objects into hats, John Waters movies, extremeist religions, gloo sticks, cozy noodle, golf pros and tennis ho's, writing the great american novel, lying, medication, prison sculpted men, Finland, the Chicago Cubs! (go white sox), da bears
Pud Pud Puddlesand this guy....
Audition, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Apocalypse Now, Freddy vs Jason, Predator, Flirting with Disaster, Sling Blade, Pecker, Lost in Translation, Great Expectations, Monster, SAW,Saw II, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Rosemary's Baby, Anchorman, Dr. Strangelove, Buffalo 66, Evil Dead 2, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Wet Hot American Summer, Igby Goes Down, Life is Beautiful, The Exorcist, Kill Bill, The Ring, Y Tu Mama Tambien, A Streetcar Named Desire, Closer, Mulholland Drive, The House of Yes, Desperate Living and any movie that ISN'T The Doom Generation, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Hairspray, Polyester, The Devil's Rejects, Serial Mom, The Tingler, Mr. Sardonicus, Blood Feast
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Law and Order: SVU, Homicide: Life on the Street, Medical Detectives, Nip/Tuck, Law and Order, Elimidate, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Sealab, surgery on discovery health, Reno 911!, Strangers with Candy, Arrested Development, 24, OZ, Twin Peaks, and OZ OZ OZ!!!! Project Runway
Straight Man, Bel Canto, East of Eden, A Confederacy of Dunces, Empire Falls, Nobody's Fool, Middlesex, The World According to Garp, Tender is the Night, An Illustrated Guide to Serial Killers, Mrs. Dalloway, The Bell Jar, The Handmaid's Tale, Portnoy's Complaint, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Lolita, Brideshead Revisited, Sons and Lovers, Of Human Bondage, The Razor's Edge,Crackpot/Shockvalue by John Waters, Mindhunter, The Cases that Haunt Us, How to Convict the Innocent, Jack the Ripper: the Complete Case, Kidnap!: the Lindbergh Case, Blood Countess: the Life of Erzsebet Bathory, Helter Skelter, Anatomy of Motive, and of course that really trashy National Enquirer Anthology of all their JonBenet Ramsey stories.
Raineesha Williams, Peggy Gravel, Satan, JW, the Louisiana Snuggler, Ms. Havisham