I used to live in the Bronx. I'm really super tough. I can offer you my protection because I don't need it anymore. I have serious street cred.
I use this street cred to bravely walk down the Mission street in broad daylight. Be careful! That seemingly normal crackhead may lash out, the churro guy will chase you down and the dollar store man watching for shoplifters will tie you up and ransom you off. I've seen it happen.
In other news, I have an awesome dog, I love Brooklyn, My boyfriend is geeky geek, my friends live a minimum of 300 miles away, sometimes I cook, I'm not a fan of web 2.o and I hate Rupert Murdoch.
I don't really know what the hell I'm doing in San Francisco, it just happened. I like adventure.
Check out this hokey slideshow! It's me in 5 minutes or less.
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