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FAN-FKN-TASTIC &lt;preggers&gt;

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hmmmm, ''about me'' huh??
Well, For those of you that actually read this I won't go into too much detail, its currently 9:08 on Saturday 17 March and I am sat in the nude with goosebumps (not too much info, no??)
I LOVE music, and yes, I am one of those twats that can say ''Music is my life'' without being sad about it, music is the only thing that can change my mood no matter what the situation. I don't need to tell you what music I like cos theres this section over there
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called 'music'' so look there.
I can't be fucked with people who add you then NEVER talk to you so DON'T FKN BOTHER, K??? If you add me, I'll be under the impression that
A.You are interesting.
B.You have something interesting to say.
C.You aren't a complete and utter fkn twat, who can see how obviously cool I am, and just wanna get yourself some cred, It won't work.
D.You can see that my profile says I'm in a relationship and arent a silly little boy wanting to get his rocks off.
Sooooooooo....Unless you fulfill those criteria, disappear.
Oh and for the

BANDS please don't randomly add/msg me unless you think I'll actually like your music, so all you hiphop/RnB/Drum 'n' Bass idiots, you can fk off too.

Oh, and before I forget, don't be arsey bout getting in my top friends, it aint gonna happen.

Numero Uno- Dawn/Dimps/Don/Shitface

Shes a doll really, but has a tongue like a razor blade from the 1950's (not the bic type you emos use to cut yourself with)

Numero Dos- The wonderful Seven Caves boys, once upon a time they were called Parker

Yes they are awesome and NO, you can't be their net bitch, thats my job.

Numero Tres- My gorgeous but often smelly, Johnny

Pay attention boys, you see that????MY BOYFRIEND, So pull your trousers back up there aint gonna be no cybering here.

Numero Cuatro- Rozza

One half of Rozza and Lozza, the man of funny hats.

Numero Cinco-Dave aka Pops

-good ole boy, its not his fault he has a gammy leg, eh did wash it, honest!

Numero Seis-Paula

Oh, the crush I have on this girl....

Numero Siete-Cousin Broon

He's my cousin but hes not brown.

Numero Ocho-Moddy

The author of weekly humour. Wanna buy some downs kids???
Lyrics

My Interests

Music:



Movies:

Dirty Dancing, American history X, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Phonebooth, The Last Samurai, Ghost, Pretty Woman......

Heroes:



My Blog

Tagged

Ok, so I got tagged. And apparently I have to think of ten random things about me. Or as Chance copy and pasted.... "The rules are: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or ...
Posted by FAN-FKN-TASTIC [[preggers]] on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:48:00 PST

Whos gonna stop it??

What with Davina Maccoll starting a campaign to teach our children PHSE similar to Jamie Oliver's school dinners rally it got me thinking. Also a friends blog mentioning abortions set off a tangent in...
Posted by FAN-FKN-TASTIC [[preggers]] on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST

What a day (or two)

What the heck? Why is it EVERY time I go to see PARKER something fucks up? Thursday I get told by Justin(Guitar) that the bass player(Dave) has been taken back into his hospital with his leg,which he ...
Posted by FAN-FKN-TASTIC [[preggers]] on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:47:00 PST

Road works!

Well,its been a long time since I was here.Which is good as it means I havent been pissed off enough about anything to blog it.But I have to admit things have been building up inside me and I am reach...
Posted by FAN-FKN-TASTIC [[preggers]] on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

TWINFEST!!!!!!!

Well, how many of you knew this blog was gonna be written!!! Sunday 4th July, what a day! Myself and some pals (well, i only knew one of them but obviously i now know the others!) went along to TWINFE...
Posted by FAN-FKN-TASTIC [[preggers]] on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:29:00 PST

I will survive

Hey y'all! I posted this as a bulletin but i'm sure some of you won't have seen it so am gonna post it here too!   I will Survive. First i was afraid, i was petrified,When you said you had ten in...
Posted by FAN-FKN-TASTIC [[preggers]] on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:37:00 PST

political correctness gone mad!!!!

Well peeps, i know i havent posted ablog in a while but not really had much in my head ready to pour onto paper, could have done a war in iraq=shite!! blog but as awesome n brandon have already done t...
Posted by FAN-FKN-TASTIC [[preggers]] on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:11:00 PST

wtf?

fuck knows why my blog has gone in some dodgy line! ...
Posted by FAN-FKN-TASTIC [[preggers]] on Sun, 21 May 2006 04:29:00 PST

muppets

Well, another day,another dollar! All in all good week at work this week, my little village bakery made me smile time n time again! I get to serve the worlds biggest freaks n i love it!!Frid...
Posted by FAN-FKN-TASTIC [[preggers]] on Sun, 21 May 2006 04:28:00 PST

Myspace Stalkers

WTF!!!!! OMG!!!! I think some peeps maybe taking this whole myspace thing too seriously! Yeah, its cool to meet new friends and chat to like minded peeps BUT please do not think i am gonna fall in...
Posted by FAN-FKN-TASTIC [[preggers]] on Wed, 17 May 2006 01:06:00 PST