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Bitchie Valens

Here's a bit of a rattlesnake.

About Me

Je suis moi. Before you ask, it means I am me. Really what choice do I have? What else could I want? Well, there is my deep seated draw towards the surf sand and Seven Seas: Ah! A pirate's life for me...but I digress. I work, I play, I am a Roller Derby girl in the making. I take random photos and do random things, namely play in the rain. I will try to be witty but settle for sassy anyday. Really now, that is enough about me. Cheers!

My Interests

photos, swimming, Guinness, reading, skating til I die, finding quiet places to hide away, beer in general, loud places to rock out, namely shows of any kind, wishing I were not land locked and always playing in the rain

I'd like to meet:

People...People who need people.

Music:

dropkick murphys, flogging molly, the staggers, the beach boys, angelic upstarts, sham 69, mr gentleman, Richie Valens, Buddy Holly,The Drifters, All the Trojan stuff anyone lets me listen to, bob dylan, Tiger Army, Social Distortion, Agnostic Front, some opera, Billie Holiday, Etta James, Real McKenzies, H2O,Check out my friend list for a whole lot more!

Movies:

Trainspotting, The Gangs of New York, Boondock Saints, Jawbreaker, Best In Show, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Caddyshack, Romper Stomper, Pulp Fiction, Stand By Me, A River Runs Through It, What Dreams May Come

Television:

family guy, the simpsons, and those damn lifetime movies...fuckin adictive shit

Books:

Trainspotting, The Stand, Sex, Drugs and Rock n'Roll (though it is a play), The Outlaw Bible of Amercian Poetry, The Gangs of New York, most all Vonnegut, A People's History of the United States, photo books of Mary Ellen Mark (my hero) anything dealing with history (suggestions?)

Heroes:

those of the working class making their way in the world...my pops and mum, who never kept up with the Jones'

My Blog

50 Things I Have Learned From Working in a Bank Call Center

50 things I have learned at the contact center: 1. Do not answer the phone with "Yo bacon, what's shakin?" 2. My passwords are not to contain the words: pooptastic, bomb or anything followed by th...
Posted by Bitchie Valens on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:32:00 PST

Eat it, Bitches!

Presenting for your approval: The St. Patrick’s Day MenuA blend of traditional and not so tradiotinal grub.Appitizers:* Artichoke and Spinich dip* Handmade Soda BreadMain:* A tradional Corned Be...
Posted by Bitchie Valens on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:43:00 PST

I might become a blogger

And who can be a blogger (standard issue for now) without a lovely, randomly selected test of creative skill: It's harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of The follow...
Posted by Bitchie Valens on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:19:00 PST

The Plague

  To all who may be concerned (and thank you for such) I am fine.  I have an upper respiratory infection and am currently on antibiotics and aaaand cough medicine with Codeine.  It tas...
Posted by Bitchie Valens on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:35:00 PST

But more importantly

Ok enough self-pity.  I do want to say thank you to everyone who has helped me out or even checked in on me this week.  You kids are my heart and I thank you so much. xoxo Bitchie!
Posted by Bitchie Valens on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:54:00 PST

My knee and my heart

For those of you who haven't heard, I blew my left knee out at practice on Wednesday.  I have always said that physical pain is easier to deal with then mental pain but what happens when you coup...
Posted by Bitchie Valens on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

That long dusty trail

That's right, I'm peacing out of this shit and movin on up! The Jeffersons ain't got nothin' on me.  Eastside of Como, we had a good run but now is the time that I must strike out on my own and v...
Posted by Bitchie Valens on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

Favor

Who loves you baby? That's right, I do. Now it is time to return the favor. I am looking for an old blues artist named Boxcar Minnie. Heard of her? Awesome, if not play along anyway. Go finder her...
Posted by Bitchie Valens on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:42:00 PST

I still have my hands on the wheel.

This was a poem introduced to me by a unique man who surfaced at what I thought to be an incredibly low point in my life. He was someone who had a rather profound impact on my perspective, though our...
Posted by Bitchie Valens on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:59:00 PST

Chicks on Wheels

Hey Broads,Want to roller skate? Get your arse to Empire Roller Rink tomorrow night at 6 and we will! Can't make it tomorrow? No worries, we will be doing this every Wednesday same time. If we can fin...
Posted by Bitchie Valens on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:28:00 PST