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Stab Master Arson

Funerals always give me mourning wood

About Me

I make Baby Jesus vomit with rage......I am the type of person my parents warned me about......Most people don't like me, but I do not give a shit.....I am at the very top of the food chain, and don't you forget that or you will find the back of my hand to be very displeasing. I have a way of offending people whenever I open my mouth......I like making children cry.......I like reptiles......I curse like a sailor with tourettes........I am a carnivore and I hate vegetables.....except for corn.....I'll eat the shit out corn, and I'll eat the corn out of shit....I am NOT an alcoholic, I am an anti-sobriety activist......I like that aresol cheese that comes in a can.....its delicious....... I am fascinated by serial killers.....I love to ruin people's days......It just makes my day when I know I've ruined someone else's day......I have a sick morbid sense of humor, so if you have anything sick or just plain wrong to say, drop me a line.....thats about all I have to say for now.......love me or loathe me, the choice is yours. Now that is a savior I would follow!
Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 100%
Pride: 40%
Envy: 20%
Greed: 20%
Lust: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
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Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Very High
Schizoid : Very High
Schizotypal : High
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Moderate
Histrionic : Moderate
Narcissistic : Very High
Avoidant : Low
Dependent : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
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aren't actually a god at all, but a giant. You
bring about Ragnarok through your increasingly
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My Interests

music, video games, reading, bulldogs, serial killers, firearms, The Kingdom of Loathing, teasing hungry orphans, long walks on the beach, METAL, eating meat, bulldogs, abortion, hunting, fishing, Mike Diana, Randall Phillip, Jim Goad, Animal wrongs, Absinthe, PBR, drinking, bulldogs, blasphemy, anything sick & twisted that makes most people cry, and bulldogs

I'd like to meet:

Awful people who can laugh at people who are deformed or retarded and not feel bad about it. People who think abortion is fun. People who would see someone trip and hurt themselves and laugh about it. People who eat meat. People that LOVE guns. People with similar interests. Assholes, Degenerates, Dirtbags......anyone fun who can make me laugh......one more thing....at least send me a message or at least have have something in common before trying to add me as a friend......And if you request that I "Holla" back at you, chances are that I won't

Music:

Johnny Cash, Judas Priest, Dio, NWA, Skrewdriver, Guns & Roses, OVERKILL, Manowar, Slayer, Gwar, Eazy E, Hank Williams, David Lee Roth, Toby Keith, George Thorogood, George Straight, Pink Floyd, The Wretched Ones, Niblick, Queensryche, King Diamond, Mercyful Fate, Sheer Terror, CCR, Anti-Nowhere leauge, Zeppelin, No Remorse, Maiden, Sabbath, Nordic Thunder, The Meatmen & Tesco Vee's Hate Police, Ultima Thule, Exodus, Day of the Sword, Venom & lots more

Movies:

I love horror movies......I just wish 98% of all the new horror movies that came out didn't suck my balls through my asshole....some of the movies I like are......Boondock Saints, Buffalo '66, Tard Spasm, Nightmare on Elm street, Sleepaway Camp, Holy Mountain, Quills, Fight Club, In the Mouth of Madness, Sin City, the Hebrew Hammer, Memento, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, and even thunderdome had it moments, Seven, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Secret Window, Maximum Overdrive, 8mm, Repo Man, Loaded Weapon 1, Control, UHF, Red Dragon, Most of the Hellraisers, Gummo, .....it goes on and on......

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Judge Joe Brown, Malcom in the Middle, Sledge Hammer, Ren & Stimpy, Da Ali G show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Futurama, OZ, The Sopranos, Dr. Katz, Wonder Showzen, South Park, The Deadliest Catch, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and prolly some other ones

Books:

American Psycho, The Turner Diaries, 120 Days of Sodom, Redneck Manifesto, JTHM, books on firearms, 1984, Animal Farm, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, books on Serial killers.....

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, Charleton Heston, Marquis DeSade, Jack the Ripper, The Zodiac, The Unabomber, and of course Ted Bundy

My Blog

A few things I think about

Did you ever wonder?............. if in Cleveland, do they just call it a steamer? why it is so much harder to actually decapitate someone with a shovel than it is in the movies? why people say "Ther...
Posted by Stab Master Arson on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:59:00 PST

Alcoholics Anonymous

I had to go to an AA meeting tonight and it got me thinking that AA is a lot like fight club, except for two main differences.......you don't fight, and it totally sucks.They talked about the subject ...
Posted by Stab Master Arson on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 06:57:00 PST

Very Important!

Now that you opened this you have to repost it in 3.5 seconds for if you don't your crotch will explode with herpes, you will get diarehha(sp?.....you know.....the shits) so bad that you will literall...
Posted by Stab Master Arson on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 07:39:00 PST

It blows my mind

Were you ever about to microwave something and you look at the package and it says 3-4 minutes for six pieces & 4-5 minutes for twelve pieces?  Why do these rules not apply to the o...
Posted by Stab Master Arson on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 12:53:00 PST

My no fail guide to picking up broads

Since I am such a ladies man, and I am feeling generous, I have something to share with the single men out there.  A lot of guys say to me "How do you do it?"   I will share one of...
Posted by Stab Master Arson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't you hate it?

I Hate the fucking supermarket.......whoever the cocksucker who invented those lil' shopping carts for kids should be hung by his balls and beaten with an axe handle until his balls rip off.....and th...
Posted by Stab Master Arson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Funeral

I was watching Penn & Teller's bullshit, and they had an episode about death and funerals.......it got me thinking.......so I have planned out my funeral........I want it to be at a roller rink, w...
Posted by Stab Master Arson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Home Alone!!!

I was watching a movie yesterday with that annoying little prick Macauly Culkin(I have no idea how to spell that jerkoff's name).  It got me thinking........they should make a director's cut dvd ...
Posted by Stab Master Arson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Its my Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary!!!

Thats right!  Its my birthday......I don't have shit to do......I'll prolly just sit around on the crapper masturbating furiously with sandpaper until I pass out and puke all over myself.....but ...
Posted by Stab Master Arson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PETA sucks

I always go on PETA's website when I need a good laugh.......they actually had one article saying that buying pearl necklaces is cruel to oysters.........If I made a list of the top one million thing...
Posted by Stab Master Arson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST