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K. W. Monster

Don't bother saving the Earth or the environment. I have my suspicions it'll just end up getting hit

About Me

I spend most of my time devising evil plots in my secret villian's lair, underground. I pride myself in my wonderous ability to commit advanced acts of devious and demonic trickery without guilt. I enjoy romantic evening walks along the river and candlelight dinners. Afterwards, I enjoy burning that special someone with those candles and throwing them into that river. I can't discuss a lot of details about myself, for it would jeopardize my evil secret identity. Only my fiendish henchmen can know this. For those interested in becoming dastardly henchman, we are now hiring. Evil required. Minä olen suurin nero! paska on hyvää ruokaa.

My Interests

music, painting and art, writing, tikis, poop jokes, Nutty Mads, Weird-ohs, Rat Fink, authentic Chinese food, monsters, zombies, aliens, robots, bad(not boring) movies



THEY CALLED HIM DANCING MACHINE. Acrylic on canvas 12" X 16"

Black and white pencils on brown paper. 8" X 10"

I'd like to meet:

Lawrence Talbot, Sammy Terry (ghoul), Jack Black, Tom Green, Elvira, The Downtown Beautifuls, Pete Townshend, Keith Moon, Conan O'Brien, Tina

PAINTINGS BY K.W. MONSTER

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DVD box art for a rare old movie called Gorilla. Ink drawing colored in Photoshop. A real gorilla actually gets murdered in this movie! Wow! One of my sinister henchmen who calls himself "Allen" sells it at Video Boneyard.

THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER in neck bolt frame, Acrylic on canvas 11" X 14"

Black and white pencils on green paper. 8" X 10"

MY APPLE! Acrylic on canvas 16" X 20"

It's homemade music video time! Rock out with the Monster!

JOHNATHAN JIGGS

EASY LIFE

SUPERSTAR

EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

See my ol' buddy Vin's comic book here. It's Fantastico!

Music:

The Who, T-Rex, The Downtown Beautifuls, Rob Zombie, Jimi Hendrix, Alice Cooper, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, The White Stripes, The Kinks, The Sonics, The Beatles, Queen, All the music from early Scooby Doo cartoons, Kiss, The Animals, ACDC, Willie Dixon, The Hollies, Howlin' Wolf, Tenacious D, The Troggs, Audioslave, Jet, Elvis, The Rolling Stones, Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, Donovan, pre-70s Manfred Mann, Cream, 60s bubblegum music, most big band music, any garage band music, Creation, Jan & Dean, Led Zeppelin, Presidents of the United States of America, Mott the Hoople, Wolfmother, The Monkees, Eddy Grant and the Equals, The Eels, Kings of Leon, Eagles of Death Metal

Driving cars into swimming pools, and accidentally over people's heads, accidentally setting off bombs in people's faces, getting banned from every Hoiday Inn in this nation, smashing stolen guitars in shows and over more than one head, performing concerts while audience gets trampled to death, landing in jail again and again. The most evil band ever.

Movies:

Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein, Ed Wood, Driver 23, When Worlds Collide, Bullit, She Demons, Gamma People, The Birds, Colossus of New York, Office Space, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Open Water, Spider Baby, The Sadist, Sin City, Dementia 13, 2000 Maniacs, anything released by Something Weird Video, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Alligator People, Universal Monsters movies, Reptilicus, Jaws, Rope, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Rear Window, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Godfather, The Naked Prey, The Last Man on Earth, Targets, Planet of the Apes, Phantom Empire, House on Haunted Hill (Vincent Price), Psycho, Kingdom of the Spiders, Jungle Holocaust, Ricky-Oh (the Story of Ricky), Sting of Death, Shaun of the Dead, The Thing From Another World, Equinox, Halloween, Starcrash, The Crawling Eye, Hawk the Slayer, Spiderman, Marx Brothers movies, Scream and Scream Again, The Dark Backward, The Day of the Triffids, Frailty, The Rundown, The remake of The Hills Have Eyes, The original War of the Worlds, Reservoir Dogs, Swamp Thing, Bucket of Blood

Television:

Venture Brothers, Groovie Goolies, Scooby Doo, Jonny Quest, Six Million Dollar Man, Tenacious D, Batman, Reno 911, The Monkees, Tarzan (Ron Ely), the Adult Swim cartoons, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Land of the Lost, The Tom Green Show, Get Smart, bad Sci-Fi channel made-for-tv movies, Wonder Woman, Jackass, The Monster Squad, Bullwinkle, Space Precinct

Books:

Everyone Poops, The Buttress of Windsor, Li'l Abner Dailies, Baby Huey comics, Frank Frazetta art books, It Came From Bob's Basement, Zombie Survival Guide, Hildebrandt Brothers art books, Pulp art books, The Mischievious Art of Jim Flora, Shag art books, Guitarmaking, The Book of Tiki, Struwwelpeter (English translation), Screenplay, the Tintin series, Popeye the first 50 years, Jim Woodring art books, The Psychotronic Encyclopedia of Film

Heroes:

The Bionic man, Batman (Adam West), Evel Knievel, Harpo Marx, Groucho Marx, Pete Townshend, Al Capp

My Blog

Doodles & RUNNY BUNNY cartoons

The strip above was as far as I thought I could possibly take this idea. I thought that about summed everything up. The title of the strip was the punchline.  Afterwards though, what you se...
Posted by K. W. Monster on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:08:00 PST

Poetry by K.W. Monster

POEMS BY K.W. MONSTER -APPLE-I'll take your Adam's appleAnd the Apple of your eyeI'll mix them both togetherAnd have an apple pie-ULTIMATE OLYMPIC CHAMPION-I've got swimmer's earI've got tennis elbowI...
Posted by K. W. Monster on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 02:05:00 PST

See some paintings here

See some paintings here: http://members.aol.com/shrunkjoe/fz/ More paintings and disturbing images here: http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g41/boooogerbrain/   ...
Posted by K. W. Monster on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:54:00 PST

New ending for The Wizard of Oz (by K.W.Monster)

                The story happens just as it did in the original movie - up         &n.. .
Posted by K. W. Monster on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:38:00 PST

Math is hard.

     1/3  =  .3333333....      1/3  =  .3333333....   +  1/3  =  .3333333....        1  &n...
Posted by K. W. Monster on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:37:00 PST