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NEWSFLASH! MR. MONKEY KIDNAPPED: BANNED FROM MYSPACE, THOUSANDS OF FANS OUTRAGED!

SORRY FOLKS, BUT THE MYSPACE CENSORS HAVE BANNED POOR LITTLE MR. MONKEY's PROFILE AND REMOVED ALL OF HIS LITTLE PHOTOS SO THAT THEY COULD SELL ADVERTISING FOR CORPORATE ANUSOL USERS! (ARE YOU NEXT?) BUT HEY, NO WORRIES FOLKS! NOW YOU CAN JOIN MR. MONKEY IN SOME REAL FUN! WANT TO SEE THE WEB PAGE THAT MYSPACE BANNED? CLICK HERE

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As a species, we Simians come in many shapes and sizes and are involved in countless bizarre occupations including, but not limited to, spider monkeys and butt-monkeys. Recently a new and rather frightening Simian has now arrived to claim its rightful place on the planet. Click PLAY VIDEO below to meet the "Trunk Monkey"

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My Blog

Look what some moron wrote in his blog...

Look what some moron wrote in his blog: "I LIKE MONKEYS"I like monkeys.The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought thatodd since they were normally a couple thousand each.&n...
Posted by ADD Mr. Monkey or We gonna KILL him! on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:18:00 PST

Can someone, anyone please, PLEASE explain this THING to me?

To date I have rested completely assured by the proficient cognition that I was among the wisest of simians upon this most boring of planets (currently under the control of your inane humanoid specie...
Posted by ADD Mr. Monkey or We gonna KILL him! on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:34:00 PST

Click here to see a Midget Fight!

Here are two tiny humanoid males engaging in combat over the female of the species: ...
Posted by ADD Mr. Monkey or We gonna KILL him! on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:32:00 PST

eMATCH.COM: Scamming the Lonely

Online Dating Sites Accused of Deception By PAUL CHAVEZ, Associated Press Writer Fri Nov 25, 7:13 AM ET [Photo deleted by MySpace.com CLICK HERE to see it] LOS ANGELES - After looking for ...
Posted by ADD Mr. Monkey or We gonna KILL him! on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 10:24:00 PST

POOR CATS TORTURED BY INSANE HUMANIOD!

Just when I thought that I'd seen the worst of homosapien behaviour I came across the vidiot below who has chronicled his psychotic humanioid behaviour for eternity. Here the lost sod vents his malevo...
Posted by ADD Mr. Monkey or We gonna KILL him! on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:41:00 PST

Star Sperm for Sale!

This is your World... Star Sperm for Sale: Racist actor with eight-inch penis offers sperm over Internet By Joal Ryan Fri Nov 4, 8:33 PM ET Vincent Gallo Britney Spears considered parting with...
Posted by ADD Mr. Monkey or We gonna KILL him! on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 10:57:00 PST

STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO EXTERMINATE PIT BULLS!

IF YOU LOVE DOGS PLEASE REPOST THIS! There is no doubt that canines are stupid. Almost as stupid as humanoids. California legislation is being passed to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in Califor...
Posted by ADD Mr. Monkey or We gonna KILL him! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:38:00 PST

My Stupid Little Slide Show

I was bored so I decided to make a slide show! ...
Posted by ADD Mr. Monkey or We gonna KILL him! on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:19:00 PST

I love Paris Hilton!

Posted by ADD Mr. Monkey or We gonna KILL him! on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 10:57:00 PST

If MYSPACE was real...

If MYSPACE was real...CLICK HERE to watch a funny video about MySpace! You'd suddenly have a friend named "Tom" giving you bad news constantly. It wouldnt be odd to have Brad Pitt or Paris Hilton in y...
Posted by ADD Mr. Monkey or We gonna KILL him! on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:37:00 PST