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Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold

How can he be so skinny, but live so phat?

About Me


I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But...there is, unseen by most, an underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit...a Darkside.
There's things about me you don't know.
Things you wouldn't understand.
Things you couldn't understand.
Things you shouldn't understand.
A loner, a crazy wide eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3 headed mega beast but on the way I caught corn flakes disease.
I am a "idea" person, who sees everyone and everything as part of an often bizarre cosmic whole (butterfly effect). I like to help (at least, my own definition of "help") other people, on both an individual and a humanitarian level. I am always interested in new ideas on principle, but ultimately discard most of them for one reason or another (I know best).
"I accept Chaos, I'm not sure if it accepts me." -- Bob Dylan
I tend to be a contradiction; an extroverted introvert. Extremely disorganized, but I obsess over details. I am extremely driven and overly lazy.
Just your typical absent minded mad scientist.
I have displaced myself once again. I am now living in Brooklyn, New York. Even still, Los Angeles is my base of intergalactic piracy. I had been living in LA for the last year, after living in London for the previous two. I have called home to New York City, Honolulu Hawaii, San Francisco, Surfers Paradise Australia, and London. Seen the world a few times over and its never the same twice.
I am generally a very busy person. Taking on way more then I should. I will easily have 4 to 5 projects going on at a time. But that's what puts my name on the lists and the diamonds on ma wrist, HOLLER.
Japanese cuisine is tops wit me, white pepper ice cream. Always good to go eat some sushi.
The jolly roger represents not something frightening, but rather a declaration that one will keep fighting on (for what one believes in) even if one is reduced to bones. I live for what it stands for.
I fight for no one's sake. I only fight for something deep in my heart
I won't deny it, I'm a straight ridah
You don't wanna fuck with me
"The visionary is the only true realist" Federico Fellini.
Treat your labor, as though its product will last many generations.
Tarantino on Visual Effects - "You know, my guys are all real. There's no computer fucking around. I'm sick to death of all that shit. This is old school with fucking cameras. If I'd wanted all that computer game bullshit, I'd have gone home and stuck my dick in my Nintendo."
WAYNE: Well, riddle me this, Batman. How do you feel about the fact that you're never gonna see Mallory again?
MICKEY: Says who?
WAYNE:Says the United States of America.
MICKEY:When have they ever been right?
Black and Blue cause I love you
I'm a cybernetic organism: living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
Our depression is our lives

My Interests

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Putting up Halloween Decorations in August.
Leaving them up forever.

Audi A8

1961 Cadillac.

Austin Cooper

Watching Movies in my own movie theater.

Being the antisocial socialite

talking shit.

getting everything I can for free

excess in moderation

spending every cent I make on

Taking meticulous mental notes when watching forensic science shows.
I am not going down that easy.

Quantum Mechanics

Disneyland

OLD SCHOOL SK8

MONTANA Spray Paint

Doggie Stylez

Don't wake me I'm Sleeping In

I am OTAKU

I'd like to meet:

So here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the trouble makers. The round pegs in the square holes, the ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or villify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people that are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

Dr Theopolis

Animal Chin

Body-Thetans

A girl that can answer if Schrdinger's Cat lives?

I just want to be held close.
Just long enough for the world to disapear.

Cobra Kai rules, and anyone in the Miyagi dojo is a punk ass sucker!

Bamboo Earings, at least 2 pair. A fendi bag and a bad attitude. I need a girl that puts me in a good mood.

Isabelle Adjani in 1981,

she makes Roman Polanski's "The Tennant" watchable.
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[narration as Clementine acknowledges him by raising her coffee mug]
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?

Music:

AC/DC, AFI, at the drive in, The Anniversary, Aphex Twin, Arcade Fire, atreyu, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Bjork, Black Eyed Peas, Blood Brothers, Blur, Bob Dylan, The Bravery, Bright Eyes, the CAWZ, Circle Jerks, CKy, The Clash, The Cure, Danny Elfman, David Holmes, Death Cab for Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Deftones, De La Sol, Deltron 3030, Depeche Mode, Devendra Banhart, Distillers, DJ Danger Mouse, DJ FUNK, DJ Shadow, DJ Z-Trip, Dr. Dre, Dr. Octagon, Dust Brothers, Eagles Of Death Metal, Eazy-E, Eighteen Visions, Elliot Smith, Eminem Singles, The Faint, Franz Ferdenan, The Giraffes, Glassjaw, Good Charlotte, Guns N Roses, Hank III, Horror Pops, HOT HOT HEAT, Ice Cube, Incubus, Interpol, IMA ROBOT, The (International) Noise Conspiracy, Iron and Wine, Iron Maiden, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Jurassic 5, The Killers, The Kills, Kilswitch Engage, Leisure, Lionel Richie, LL Cool J, The Lost Prophets, Madness, The Mars Volta, Meshugga, Misfits, Modest Mouse, Motley Cru, Murder City Devils, Muse, Mute Math, NKOTB, Notorious B.I.G., Otis Redding, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Poison, Poison The Well, The Postal Service, Public Enemy, The Ramones, Razorlight, Reel Big Fish, Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock, The Roots, Roy Orbison, RUN D.M.C., The Smiths, Snoop Dogg, Sparta, The Specials, The Streets, STUN, Tarantino Soundtracks, Thrice, Thursday, Tom Waits, Tool, The Used, Velvet Underground, Valient Thorr, WU TANG, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Young Love

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Dead Alive, Deadmen Walking, Dead Poets Society, Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3, Better Off Dead..., Dead Presidents, Drop Dead Fred, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Shaun of the Dead
Another Day In Paradise, Back to the Future 2, Battle Royale, Blazzing Saddles, Bring It On, BUBBA HO-TEP, Casshern, Chopper, Coming to America, Dazed and Confused, Donnie Darko, Eddie Murphy RAW, Edward Scissor Hands, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Fight Club, Firestarter, Gummo, La Haine, Happiness, The Happiness of the Katakuris, History of the World Part I, Ichi The Killer, KIDS, The Last House On the Left, The Last Star Fighter, Life Aquatic, Million Dollar Hotel, The Muppet Movie, Napoleon Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, Navy SEALS, Nightmare Before Christmas, Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Oldboy, PORKY'S, Pootie Tang, Pump Up the Volume, RAD, Red Dawn, Resevior Dogs, Revenge of the Nerds, Secretary, SEVEN, The Shining, Smokey and the Bandit, Spaceballs, Suicide Club, Summer of Sam, Teen Wolf, Thrashin', Twin Falls Idaho, Two Lane Black Top, Visitor Q, Young Frankenstein
Stanley Kubrick, Mel Brooks, Sunny Chiba, Wes Anderson, Wes Craven, David Fincher, Takashi Miike, Ed Norton, Oliver Stone, Dracula, Frankenstien, The Invisible Man, The Phantom of the Opera, and The Wolfman
ZOMBIE YAKUZA SAMURAI
My Movies
My work can be seen on the following crappy films
My IMDB credits

Television:

Not too big on watching TV

But I do download LOST, My Name is Earl, and The Boondocks

Books:

Snowcrash

Heroes:

Don't care for greek food unless it's a Lenny Bruce

My Blog

Me + Gawker: Blue States Lose

hahahaSo I am just a magnet for this shit, and I love every bit of it.from Gawker: Blue States Lose"8. The Cobrasnake. Braces Yourself photo #2257 : Hahaha, I bet for like the last 6 months, this dumb...
Posted by Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:20:00 PST

Make your own "Dharma Initiative" snacks

The kind folks at Insanely Great Tees have PDFS that you can download to make your own Dharma Initiative food labels (from the TV show Lost) Link (Via Neatorama)...
Posted by Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST

Oh baby baby, oh baby baby

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Posted by Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST

Myspace Vote on if Andrew should Shave off the beard!

Should Andrew Shave off the fierce Battle Beard?Yes - JohnDear that sonofabitchNo -Beard stays to fight the fightCreepstache lose the homeless(View Results)Create a Myspace Poll...
Posted by Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:54:00 PST

Photoset | Incubus Las Vegas Hard Rock 01/13/07

Click on the slick pic of BK for My photos of Incubus in Las Vegas 01/13/07 ...
Posted by Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:50:00 PST

This is your Spider... This is your Spider on Drugs.

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Posted by Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

My pics of 5 Pointz, Queens NY- Best Graff spot in the world

Click on the pic below to Check out the photos I took of the worlds best graffiti at 5pointz, Queens, New York...
Posted by Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:33:00 PST

Just listening to music is so last year.

Music Video ArchiveThe Music Video Archive contains a list of videos that are hosted on external servers. The top list contains direct link videos hosted on external servers; that is, "right click > s...
Posted by Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:30:00 PST

Dust In The Wind

We'll Meet Again, Don't Know Where, Don't Know When...C..mon, Everybody Sing! It being Friday the 13th and all, seems fitting to take a little haunted hay ride away from our typically eco-optimistic, ...
Posted by Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

Did we land on the moon? In memory of Stanley Kubrick

Dark Side of the Moon (2002)(Opération lune) Did we land on the moon?"This is a film that will change the way you look at documentaries and their authenticity. Afterall, it is not difficult to prove t...
Posted by Andrew Schwartz a.k.a Captain Jew Gold on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:21:00 PST