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Uncle Pauly

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About Me

hot bitches ride white stallions. desert people ride camels. old ladies ride alpacas. Baby Got Book

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My Interests

voice, steel and nylon string guitar,my friends bands, drinking bourbon with my bro,snowboarding, 2be cont.

I'd like to meet:

A Sitar player and a God fearing girl with large eyes, full lips, and a big nose. not wide or pointy. something like jenifer garner but a little bigger.

Music:

Robert Deeble, Trilok Gurtu, The Red West, Stevie Wonder, Sam Cooke, Tom Waits, Mark Lanagan,

Movies:

Boondock Saints,The Godfather,Scarface, Dune,Children of Dune, The Matrix trilogy even though kianu takes it right down the old stove pipe, The Professional, Blade, elephant, Underworld, 12 Monkeys, Mad Max.

Television:

dukes of hazzard(if you know me then you know that this has been on here since i started my space way before the movie), land of the lost, The Shield.

Books:

The Bible So What The Fuss Add a video to your site Webratsmusic.com

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

Susceptibility

Is it me, or are Christians the most susceptibleof all People to specialty internet dating websites?Where is divine intervention on behalf of the saint?I Don't get it.Why are single Christians the mos...
Posted by PAUL on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:10:00 PST

Catarina

Your eyelashes are intoxicating,I fear their replication.I cannot quantify my fascinationI adore your association.The nights of forlorn fornicationAre gone.I have tarried long with contemplationOnly f...
Posted by PAUL on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 03:39:00 PST

Friend is a four letter word

The bain of my existence, that triflin littel hoshe used me for all she could, that trifelin little christian ho.u see jesus girls do it differently.they dont give it up so easily.they grind the griss...
Posted by PAUL on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:40:00 PST

Dissolution

The thoughts that dwell upon "the why" of things that fall apart cause our hearts to darken and throw us headlong into dissolution....
Posted by PAUL on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:47:00 PST

figure it out.

   I will overcome the loss I feel tonight.   It was laid at my Lord's gravesite.     I overcame the loss I felt today,   Beauty for ashes despite my lover...
Posted by PAUL on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 10:16:00 PST

New memories

   Here's to new memories. We all need them, especially to help us forget the bad ones that haunt our thoughts at night when we are all alone. You know, the ones we think about after all the...
Posted by PAUL on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 09:33:00 PST