Cru Jones

The only thing I am good at is riding this bike. I'm in love with "Little Miss #1" Christian Hollings. We go ass sliding into really cold water and share ice cream cones together. Every once in a while Christian and I will bicycle boogy like old times. I like to deliver newspapers and pick Wes up from school on my pegs. I always ride with Luke and Becky and eat Kix afterwards in the shack. Sometimes Sargeant Smith will show up and chase us through the lumber yard, but he never catches us. I was the recent winner of Hell Track, the biggest and most important bicycle motocross event ever held. Sargeant Smith's advice to pretend I was in the lumber yard and go balls out helped me win the race and beat Bart Taylor. I'm also the president of Rad Racing. Nothing can compete with money. I am glad I learned that now. You gotta take what you can get or you're screwed.