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Dawn

if you can spell ghetto, you're not

About Me

I write funny articles for a newspaper.My last name means pussy in Korean.

My Interests

My dog * Your mom * Movies * Music * Family * REAL Friends * Talking To Strangers * Poetry * Painting* People Watching * Board Games * Not eating dead animals * Drive-Ins * Arcades * Grooming * The Pussy Pusher:

I'd like to meet:

I dont need any more so called "friends" - i have enough of those. so, other than people with tourett's and juggling midgets with one eyed raccoons, NOT you and NOT your shitty band. i know people in all the bands on my page and i know all of the people on my page..NOT people trying to look cool with 1000 friends or scumbags with 400 half naked 18 year old girls as their wanna be friends...NOT people addicted to this site - youre pathetic

Music:

Anything 70's or 80' s * Journey * The Cure * Bowie * Elton John * Jesus and Mary Chain * Squeeze * Cracker * Tom Petty * Snow Patrol * Marvin Gaye * Stevie Wonder * Beatles * Ministry * Toilet Boys * Social Distortion * Outkast * Motorhead * Foo Fighters * QOTSA * Beth Hart * Frank Sinatra * Louis Armstrong..... Waterloo Sunset * Bust a Move * OPP * Anything, Anything * Saturday in the Park * Angie * Come Undone * Baby Got Back etc, etc, etc

Movies:

Again, anything 80'S especially Weird Science * Dead Alive * Evil Dead * Big Fish * Spinal Tap * Edward Scissorhands * Welcome To The Dollhouse * Bad Taste * Harold & Maude * Waiting For Guffman * Napoleon Dynamite * Awakenings * Nightmare Before Xmas * Pulp Fiction * Finding Neverland * Sid & Nancy * ET * Gia * Kung Fu Hustle * Meet the Feebles * Top Secret

Television:

Game Show Network, Fresh Prince, Americas Funniest Home Videos - but only the ones where people get hurt, not the gay ass "america, send us your child picking his nose challenge"

Books:

The Story Of Junk * The Shining * The Dirt * Shel Silverstein

Heroes:

Lisa Lampanelli / Har Mar Superstar - he got more action on stage last night than I have had in months!

My Blog

she

so full of life soaking in everything good & beautiful a sponge for saturation blank canvas waiting to be painted love overflowing catching kisses in the air sharing them with everyone so freely i...
Posted by Dawn on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 12:11:00 PST

Quotes

* Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the ccurrence of the improbable.   * Be yourself  everyone else is already taken   * We are all in the gutter, but some of us are lo...
Posted by Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nice

This is for all women 30 years and over.... This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just...
Posted by Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Julie is so pooalicious

dawnlpm: Hoochie bigpoppamelons: whore dawnlpm: Menstrual drip bigpoppamelons: herpes crater dawnlpm: Gago licious dawnlpm: Suck it big poppa bigpoppamelons: mmmmm dawnlpm: I'm shitting o...
Posted by Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vegas Highlights

Im not sure which is the best, but A) Anthony danced with a clown in front of 1900 people B) I hit the jackpot on a slot machine C) My response to the jackpot: "I still have 4 credits" D) Winnin...
Posted by Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more proof of...

my favorite song line ever: "ive been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" can anyone tell the fucking truth anymore? what is wrong with people?! doesnt it make sense...
Posted by Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

some of the funniest stuff EVER

if you dont like this & think its offensive - too bad - i love kids just as much as anyone...get a sense of humor!!! this is HILARIOUS! and dont forget page 2! http://maddox.xmission.com/irule...
Posted by Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

since my art project just busted into a thousand pieces, I'll write....ARG

Creeping and seeping up from the floor Attacking Absorbing through your skin - so thirsty Corrupting Cascading down your throat so quickly but quietly Suffocating Tightening the screws and hamme...
Posted by Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sick or funny?

so i was thinking back today at how much amusement i found myself in recently at work, then thought i was just plain sick for finding it hilarious.... i went into the bathroom and someone had obvio...
Posted by Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stars

In the blanket of space An infinite number of stars are born An infinite number of stars die Each for a moment glowing bright Against an endless night Shining beacons reflecting in the dark One ...
Posted by Dawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST