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Mama Jean [Team Civet]

I'm a biscuit

About Me

My real name is Laura Jean, so if you decide to write me, please address me with that, NOT Laura, HUGE pet peve of mine. I love funny people, a good sense of humor is very important in a person. I'm a clean freak and a total germaphobe.

I like Mayonaise, made for TV movies, guys with mustaches, gaudy sunglasses, Peggy Bundys wardrobe, pugs and Vodka

I get shit done.

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My Interests

Music, event planning, spandex pants, mustaches, my sidekick, my ipod, xm radio, gaudy sunglasses, red lipstick, blue cheese, pizza with ranch, obnoxious prints and colors,dia del los muertos art work, things that smell good, romance, surprises, mayonaise, pugs, gigi cherrybomb, jazz clubs and cocktail parties, hot hair, tattoos, BBQs, vodka, skulls and crossbones, halloween, Sunday afternoons, satin sheets, forensics, my bed, guns, 12, Argentinian food, loud sex, rock shows, working out, shoes, happy hour, burlesque shows, video games, touring, hot rods, bats, vampires, honesty

I'd like to meet:

Probably not you.
Although if you are any of the following I would like to meet you:
Steve Buscemi
Funny
Awesome
Intelligent
Social
Enjoys pizza with ranch sauce
someone who shares my interests
or someone who likes girl bands and Vodka

Music:

Social Distortion
The Bouncing Souls
Valient Thorr
AC/DC
Frank Sinatra
Johnny Cash
Foo FIghters
Motley Crue
Guns n' Roses
Rancid
Nine Inch Nails
Cypress Hill
Green Day
Lynard Skynard
Rolling Stones
Marilyn Manson
Transplants
Rob Zombie

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Napoleon Dynamite
Office Space
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Almost Famous
Pulp Fiction
Night of the Living Dead
Pet Cemetary

Television:

Sex & the City
24
Simpsons
Masters of Horror
Entourage
Court TV
Law & Order SVU
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Malcolm in the Middle
South Park
Roseanne
Twilight Zone
POP up video

Books:

1984

Heroes:

My Mother, Marilyn Monroe, Peg Bundy, Roseanne and Steve Buscemi

My Blog

You will read this if you are my friend

So I wanted to be strong. I thought it was all over. I'm not a fucking idiot, I knew what was going on. I knew but I guess I was the last to find out. Can I just say that I have NEVER in my life f...
Posted by Mama Jean... on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 02:34:00 PST

15 things to do in Walmart

15 SILLY Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/friend/gay >lover/boss/mom/sibling is taking their sweet time: > >1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when...
Posted by Mama Jean... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST