Schlampenschlepper

I'd like to meet:

************************Somebody Who Wants to Give Me a Job************************** I would love to meet and be-friend the following:People who understand the importance of flossing. And I mean of the dental nature.boys who enjoy spending a nice afternoon at the zoo or the playground, followed by a night of heavy drinking and total debauchery(Boys who when they say they wanna take you to those places actually will, rather than just stay in bed all day & go straight to the out drinking part). Someone who can teach me origami. Or just make me lots of colorful origami, cause lets face it, I have NO skills.A one legged hooker that sports a 4 inch stiletto on the one foot that she still has. Anyone who wants to drive me and Vennie to the Dog Beach & build Sand Castles & laugh at akward, unattractive people is swimwear.Someone with a villa in Sicily that desperately wants me to house-sit for them. Those who appreciate the comedy of Nicholas Swardson. +++SOMEONE WHO DOESNT THINK COMMING HOME A FEW NIGHTS A WEEK JUST TO LET ME FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AFTER I'VE MADE HIM DINNER AND DONE HIS LAUNDRY, IS A BURDENSOME CHORE +++

Music:

Everclear Misfits Garbage David Allan Coe Lunachicks DEAD BOYS Miss Etta J. Pulp Biz Markie J. Cash Everclear The Black Keys This Blush Fallopian The Rocketz The Vibrators Felt Slick Rick Patsy Cline Nofx Rod Stewart Queen JAMES BROWN Eagles of Death Metal Velvet Underground Dirty Eyes Pink Spiders The Briefs Guns N Roses The Beatles

Movies:

There are so many movies out there with so many entertaining qualities. Movies don't even have to be good for me to enjoy watching them. Sometimes I find it more fun to watch really bad movies, they're just so damned funny. Some Movies I think are really good are:

Seven Romper Stomper The Shawshank Redemptiom American History X Fight Club Empire Records DIRTY DANCING Cabaret Requium For a Dream CHICAGO Dumbo Six Degrees of Seperation Clockwork Orange American Psycho Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Clueless Rocky Horror Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail Rat Race Harry Potter 28 Days Later Cabaret Dirty Work Band of Brothers(It makes me cry every time) Friday ya you know whatever , a lot of movies

Television:

Is not worth the Fucking $100 bill I get for it every month!!

How its Made Family Guy Nip/Tuck How it works California's Gold Robot Chicken Modern Marvels The Simpsons The National Geographic Chanel

Books:

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish The Outsiders I Lucifer Life's Little Instruction Book The Lords and New Creatures 21 Delightful Ways of Commiting Suicide Merriam-Webster's Thesaurus and everything by Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

My hero is Mr. Jack Daniels, well not really but I do love him tenderly. Seriously though the closest things I have to heros are my grandparents. I love them more than anything and I can only aspire to become half the person either of them are. They are my favorite people in the world. I miss you grammy & i love you more than you could ever know.