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Savana Darling

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It is very cool to be a fatty. My mom said so. So did AC/DC. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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Drums, boys, books, making boxes, making paintings, making out. Developing the perfect ratio of Sparks - to - Beer. Throwing my clique up, tearing the club up. fucking up. Desperately trying to determine my place in the universe. Making vague gestures of revolt towards the Global Patriarchial Conspiracy of Puritans. Studying Drag Queens, applying gathered data to my 5 year plan. Trying so hard to be good.

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Music:

AC/DC,RFTC, Jesus Lizard, Perez Prado,DEVO, Prince, Lorretta Lynn, Hank SR., Angel Sluts,Screeching Weasel, Stevie Wonder, Irma Thomas, Peggy Lee,Robots in Disguise, -the fitts-the finger- James Brown, Adios Gringo, The Dirty Three, Nina Simone, WHODINI-that's right I said it- and L.L.'s Bigger and Deffer- so there. I cant' stop buying records.

Movies:

He Who Gets Slapped, The heiress, Now Voyager, In the realm of the Senses- I only enjoy love stories when they go terribly terribly wrong- I want one of those bitches to die in the end, call me bitter.The Women, Soylent Green, Extremities- all Farrah Fawcett made for t.v. movies where she is giving or getting an ass whoopin'-The Bad Seed- any kid goes berserk and fucks shit up movies, Planet of the Apes- love that Heston when he's loosing his marbles!- Love and Death, The Jerk, The Conversation, Night of the Hunter, Any Joan Crawford is a freak with out warning flicks including - MOMMIE DEAREST!!!I like Violence, Blowing Shit up, And have decided all, LIFE IS HARD IN IRELAND/ENGLAND/RUSSIA movies - shot with a blue filter are definitively out of my favor this year.My low brow tastes are betrayed only when I'm BY MYSELF- I refuse to make any one else sit through whatever Arty crap happens to be tickling me this week- I did however cry the last time I saw Footloose. Damn you Kevin Bacon, Damn you to hell.

Television:

I'd like to say that I exclusively view the Lifetime channel- it would almost be true. I love soap stars in shitty little movies about amnesia and diddling your brother's father's neice. I am also a big fan of the creative re-inactment, glorious, where ever it is found! I got sucked into that Top Model show and contemplated suicide for the next five days. The Shame lingers, sweetly.

Books:

Ayn Rand, Tennessee Williams-(oh KEYYYRIGHSTT I'm predictable), Edward Albee, Bukowski,- it just keeps getting worse-- UGH__Toni Morrison, Dorothy Allison, John Sayles,Dorothy Parker- Lately I'm loving End of the God Damn world Books, if you have a theory about how this shit is finaly going to end I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. Psychics, Ufo's, Bible Codes, Heavens Gate, if it involves comets or flip-flops, it's for me!

Heroes:

John Rock, Jeffery Pinkus,Margaret Sanger,RED EMMA GOLDMAN, Francis Bacon, Dolly Partton, Lorretta Lynn, Carson McCullers, Divine, Barbara and Oma, and of course the AMAZING CATHERINE KOUZMANOFF!!!!! Crazy Legs. Dont Be a Menace To South Central While Drinkin Your Juice
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Posted by Savana Darling on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:47:00 PST

Boring smoking story.

So I did it. I quit smoking. I quit in the middle of a- whoops-can't stop -crying depression. It's been a month and I also managed to quit crying (better living through chemistry!)There has never been...
Posted by Savana Darling on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:17:00 PST

The older you get ......the MORE HEAVY METAL I BECOME

I recieved an email from a friend with a link to an interview with an old band mate of mine- It has been cracking me up all day! I don't know if anyone remembers Cornfed- the following is an inte...
Posted by Savana Darling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Princess school

Despite all my efforts- I am still smoking, still recovering from a hangover, still bitching. AND yet....still hopeful! Watching the awesome story of Elizabeth Barret Browning-(The Barrets of Wimpole ...
Posted by Savana Darling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The amazing curative properties of Basil

Can I get a big hell yeah for whining! My little tightrope routine- balancing the tar-pit vibe of this town against some perverse Pollyanna sad clown that lives in me- was getting so tired. My li...
Posted by Savana Darling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Terrible Terrible Back Splash

Tenderly I emptied armloads of beer and Sparks cans into the trash. (I've called for a recycling bin 3 times had mine stolen twice) Head still sore, stomache in a knot - What did I say, How did ...
Posted by Savana Darling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do I have to?

I think I'm going to quit smoking. I've been a smoker for over 16 years- The other day I read that non-smokers have sex 2x's as often as smokers- Crap. Well, By Any Means Necessary. Crap. If any...
Posted by Savana Darling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Power of the Smooches

the power of smooches Current mood: ecstatic I feel so much better- ahhhhhhhh I have decided that when my reign of power begins- all bad news/ postal deliveries/ breakfast trays/court summons/...
Posted by Savana Darling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Valentines day massacre narrowly avoided

:DISCLAIMER: I am rarely bitter about this life I love--- But, can it be possible that I am the only one that experiences burning rage and blood lust on/around this stupid "holliday"? I shud...
Posted by Savana Darling on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST