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Calum

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

About Me

I love passionate music, cold beer, and beautiful women. Though, not in any particular order, it has to be said.

My Interests

Myspace Contact Tables Needless to say, I love this woman.

MUSIC has been a big part of my life for many years. I've bought hundreds of records and cds in that time, mainly in the rock, pop, and country departments. I've also been to numerous concerts since 1981. In fact, every year in the past 25, I've been to atleast 1 concert.

SPORT - I like to watch football, F1 motor racing, and golf.

ADULT - Watersports. I love looking at wet women! Meeting them would be even better...

I'd like to meet:

MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile GeneratorA woman who would like to enjoy spending time with me. As long as you can cope with life in the fast lane, we'll be fine. Oh, and if you don't mind getting wet, that would be even better... Needless to say, I love this woman as well.

Music:

    BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN BELINDA CARLISLE BON JOVI THE CORRS U2 MADONNA STING SHANIA TWAIN THE PET SHOP BOYS SUSANNA HOFFS to name a few.

Movies:

    BACK TO THE FUTURE REAR WINDOW PLANET OF THE APES (original) STAR WARS SOME LIKE IT HOT CROCODILE DUNDEE PRIVATE PARTS BEDAZZLED (the one with E.H. in it, of course)
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Television:

    STARSKY & HUTCH CHEERS FRASIER FAMILY TIES SPIN CITY THE LIKELY LADS AUF WIEDERSEHEN, PET STAR TREK (original series) THE X FILES NYPD BLUE
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Books:

Any books with beautiful women in them.

Heroes:

    Men BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN JON BON JOVI BONO STING TED DANSON KELSEY GRAMMER MICHAEL J. FOX DAVID SOUL PAUL MICHAEL GLASER KENNY DALGLISH
    Women ANDREA CORR ELIZABETH HURLEY CATHERINE ZETA JONES BELINDA CARLISLE PAMELA ANDERSON SHANIA TWAIN CHERYL TWEEDY SUSANNA HOFFS ABI TITMUSS MICHELLE THORNE AMANDA HOLDEN MARIAH CAREY JENNIFER ELLISON FAYE BARKER CLAIRE NASIR MILLIE CLODE NATALIE SAWYER CLAIRE TOMLINSON NIGELLA LAWSON CARMEN ELECTRA KRISTIN DAVIS TARA TOINTON JENNIFER LOPEZ SALMA HAYEK MONICA BELLUCI EVA LONGORIA NICOLA CHARLES ALICIA SILVERSTONE JILL HENNESSY GILLIAN ANDERSON DERVLA KIRWAN HELEN BAXENDALE FERGIE KIMBERLEY WALSH SHARON CORR CAROLINE CORR AMY LEE JANET GARDNER SHIRLEY MANSON CARRIE UNDERWOOD SARA EVANS CHELY WRIGHT FAITH HILL DANNI MINOGUE DELTA GOODREM NATALIE IMBRUGLIA MADONNA PAULA ABDUL GERI HALLIWELL CAPRICE KELLY BROOK MICHELLE B. REBEKAH DEE JACKIE BROWN NATALIE HECK (I rather like women)

My Blog

Cheryl Tweedy.

The Cheryl and Ashley soap opera has now descended into a laughing stock, just as I thought it would. Cheryl is not the woman I thought she was. "If he cheats on me, I'm out of there", she said short...
Posted by Calum on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:51:00 PST

The Police.

The Police have added yet more dates to their world tour, but have not played one single date in Scotland. Ignorant bastards. What a major snub to their Scottish fans and other nationalitie...
Posted by Calum on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:19:00 PST

New job.

This Friday, I start a new job. I hope it works out for the best.
Posted by Calum on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:31:00 PST

Scumbag Cole.

It was just a matter of time before that scumbag Ashley Cole cheated on Cheryl. I said it would happen eventually when they got married - sadly, Cheryl never thought it would be possible, but I though...
Posted by Calum on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:59:00 PST

Whinehouse.

There are pleas for Amy Whinehouse to seek help for her addiction to drugs... again. Why? Stop wasting money and time, and let her die. It's her destiny, so no reason to get in the way of what this na...
Posted by Calum on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:12:00 PST

Ledger.

Yawn. Heath Ledger is found dead from a drugs overdoze. One less pampered actor in the world. Oh, what will we do?...
Posted by Calum on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:40:00 PST

My favourite ladies.

1. Andrea Corr 2. Elizabeth Hurley 3. Catherine Zeta Jones 4. Belinda Carlisle 5. Pamela Anderson 6. Shania Twain 7. Cheryl Tweedy 8. Susanna Hoffs 9. Abi Titmuss 10. Michelle Thorne 11. Amanda Holden...
Posted by Calum on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:47:00 PST

A lift.

Myspace Funny Pictures I would have to think hard about whether I would give this girl a lift... ...
Posted by Calum on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:39:00 PST

A bit of meat.

Myspace Funny PicturesI prefer a woman with a bit of meat on her... ...
Posted by Calum on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:37:00 PST

Shambolic.

Who is more shambolic? The England football team or the government? It's a close call. The thing that annoys me is the ridiculous amount of money these bastards are earning for doing a mediocre job, i...
Posted by Calum on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST