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kittenpants

kittenpants

About Me

I have a magazine called kittenpants that you should read. Also, I wrote a book . It's funny.Sometimes I produce movies and sometimes I sell underpants . I once had a car named Magic Bobby. I've been lying to my dad about a meatloaf sandwich for over a decade.

I got interviewed on Gothamist .


If I don't know you and you want to be friends, you should try adding me here instead.

My Interests

Talls for smalls, white t-shirts, using nouns as verbs, the song "Rock and Roll Suicide" and all robots, all the time.

I'd like to meet:

Clint Howard.

Music:

I like this .

Movies:

ALL MOVIES NEED: spontaneous choreographed dance scenes, a monkey sidekick, a breakdance fight, triumphant nerds, prom sex, buddy cops, and a maximum of one Corey.

Books:

Mostly I read kittenpants.com

Heroes:


supportdaniel.org

My Blog

I look like Heather Locklear like I look like Vin Diesel

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Posted by kittenpants on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST

Me vs. Cable Network's Standards and Practices

So, I work as a blogger for a comedy cable network. And because they are a major company, with lawyers and responsibility, and not just me and some friends making fun of shit, I have very narrow peram...
Posted by kittenpants on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:59:00 PST