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i love you but i've chosen dockers

we eat the smile and spit out the teeth!

About Me


If not regularly tended, can grow wicked.

"Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho"

reluctant and unconscious francophile.

I'm kind of a walking contradiction, because I:
1. need to know people :: can't stand people
2. am social :: but reclusive
3. love to travel :: can't be bothered to drive to the grocery store
4. the happiest angriest person in the world, but funny while doing it.

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My Interests

puns, le faite de l'amour, eh. the olfactory sense, chaz lamborghini, cindy, yapping, aesthetics, coffee, being an electronics whore, continent hopping, driving fast, showing off ma town and records, having a beer with you.

I'd like to meet:

ok, I've decided: it's important that you like teenage fanclub. I know I know..they're not my favorite band either. but it's an -ish thing y'know?

do me a favor and message me if you're going to try to add me. sinon, we're not friends!

no solicitors please.

Music:

yacht rock, no seriously. black mountain, ELO, iron & wine, laura palmer, robert gomez, pernice brothers, dirty projectors, bobby conn, viva voce, hoodoo gurus, camera obscura, neko case, catpower's the greatest, the duke spirit, black angels. and the usual harry nilsson. pop! spoon, trashcan sinatras, jellyfish, danny barnes, iron and wine, happy mondays, james, teenage fanclub, the the, red house painters, world party, sloan, my bloody valentine, material issue, charlatans, belle and sebastien, stevie wonder, grant lee buffalo, fugazi, turin brakes, pulp, sea and and chicago, slowdive, magnetic fields, ween, zero 7, velvet underground, super furry animals, classic weepy shit like the nicks drake and cave, joanna newsom, black angels, jeff buckley, heart, harry nilsson, primal scream, early verve, elbow, french kicks, george jones, catherine wheel, mr. Neil Hannon of the Divine Comedy, Air, that stuff that just _does_ it for me. the good stuff.

Movies:

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Television:

cosby cosby cosby. ok...I'll admit to america's next top model. I'm sure there's something I tape regularly that makes me seem a lot more highbrow...BARKING MAD!

Books:

plan de Paris par arrondissement, lonely planet's europe on a shoe string, bi-weekly time outs, I love it when cindy reads to me-wallace stephens and charles simic, Cormac McCarthy.

Heroes:

harry nilsson. eartha kitt. paul robeson. groucho marx. ben franklin. Evalyn Walsh McLean.
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My Blog

undisciplined. no correlation

I'm managing a promotion in Frisco-for the last week and for the next week, and it's been a hoot. Crazy long hours, the best crew that I could ask for, and time to hang with cindy...WHILE GETTING PAID...
Posted by i love you but i've chosen dockers on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:50:00 PST

migas y market

I learned today that there's no wrong way to make migas! It's basically leftovers scrambled in eggs with tortillas! duh...But seeing as I have the most undomesticated kitchen, I didn't even have lefto...
Posted by i love you but i've chosen dockers on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 07:49:00 PST

just gotta say

there's a special motherfucking place in heaven (in VIP, folks!) for me. just took three drunk girls to their home for fear of one of the fifty creepy dudes offering them a ride home...or cabby gone w...
Posted by i love you but i've chosen dockers on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:14:00 PST

horny old hens!

goodness gracious, this questionnaire makes me sound like a harlot! but at least a good one! ..tr> The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You a...
Posted by i love you but i've chosen dockers on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:38:00 PST

the new detox

I've been meaning to do a detox again for a couple of weeks, but kept making up excuses...well I got it! Friday night after the amazing hoad set at hailey's, I mistakenly got late night take out and w...
Posted by i love you but i've chosen dockers on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:05:00 PST

electric <del>boogaloo</del> toothbrush part deux

I gave up on the electric toothbrush. what a load. I want to brush my teeth.BS!
Posted by i love you but i've chosen dockers on Fri, 30 May 2008 02:10:00 PST

daggum, nolan!

[1] What's one thing that would instantly make you dislike a person?LYING! right off the bat. what a shame! worse, if it's lying to yourself. Lie to me all you want, but don't lie to yourself.[2] What...
Posted by i love you but i've chosen dockers on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:57:00 PST

ask, and ye shall receive!

totally, inexpicably bummed today as I woke up not once, but three times, just dragging. I never made it out of the house until 9p to go to work at doublewide, and I had a whole huge list of things...
Posted by i love you but i've chosen dockers on Sat, 24 May 2008 09:32:00 PST

damn phone

blogging from my phone since wifi is fucked. I felt the strong need to just HAVE to blog, but forgot why.... but what I can say is that I cringe when people order jager, doubles (c'mon, you're ...
Posted by i love you but i've chosen dockers on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:33:00 PST

NO SERIOUSLY!!!

and now, this dude just PLOWED into a parked car on commerce right below my house and the horn is blasting non stop.4 cop cars appear in seconds.SERIOUSLY WTF.and 18 kids just suddenly showed up on th...
Posted by i love you but i've chosen dockers on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:46:00 PST