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nic jon don

don't threaten me with a good time!

About Me

struggling to accept everyone else's shortcomings.

My Interests

being nice.

I'd like to meet:



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here we are

Music:

maybe you'll get a replacement there's plenty like me to be found mongrels who ain't got a penny sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground

Movies:

funny games

Television:

"fuck you, you car wash cunt!" "ah-who let in cancer cunt?!"

Books:

less than zero

Heroes:

bacon.

My Blog

two more days until east... er christ...mas?

merry or happy jesus day!
Posted by nic jon don on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

Innoocent teeen honeey sccreams pounddedtype

i think everyone has one, you know the junk email account so you're real one isn't flooded with shit. anyways - here are some of the finest subjects from some spammers. these are good. don't pee yours...
Posted by nic jon don on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:42:00 PST

madison... the lake front

it's not a fucking beach people. and yes merriam webster may say other wise but really i am from lake country where you call it like you see it.
Posted by nic jon don on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST

fitting...

google: "gaseous gasbag"
Posted by nic jon don on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:56:00 PST

tummy tapioca

google it. i think it's a pleasent albeit gross surprise.
Posted by nic jon don on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 05:53:00 PST

madrid

i am not beaten by this city its insane and there is this one fucking pair of shoes i want but at this one place the woman was on the phone for 5mins and could give a shit. the first place was a ...
Posted by nic jon don on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:52:00 PST

look for more blogs to come!

starting march 1st. no. seriously.
Posted by nic jon don on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:27:00 PST

jesus fucking christ

am at work listening to kexp and some believably crappy band comes on singing.... strange fruit, what the fuck. it's the goddamned twilight singers. who the fuck gave them the right to cover strange f...
Posted by nic jon don on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:36:00 PST

one who believes that human conduct is motivated wholly by self-interest

i can't believe it took me so long to post my favoritest site
Posted by nic jon don on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 12:06:00 PST

today...

my cab driver was brought to me by hanna-barbera
Posted by nic jon don on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 11:20:00 PST