Dear Bands |
Dear Bands, I'm in a band too. I get it. You want lots of friends. Who doesn't? But here's what I don't get: Why the fuck do you constantly send me friend requests but...
Posted by Melindy on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST |
Dear Boys |
Dear Boys, WTF? Love, Melinda
Posted by Melindy on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:14:00 PST |
Dear Seattle part deux |
Dear Seattle, It has been brought to my attention that perhaps my last letter was a bit harsh. I admit, I was angry and I probably said some things I shouldn't have. But in my defense, yo...
Posted by Melindy on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 06:56:00 PST |
Dear San Francisco |
I know that I risk scaring you away by telling you so soon, but I think I am falling for you. Like, really really falling for you. Before we met, all my friends told me they were sure you ...
Posted by Melindy on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:05:00 PST |
Dear Seattle |
Dear Seattle, I don't really know how to approach this gently, so I'll just come right out and say it - I think maybe it's best we part. We've been together a long time and during my time with ...
Posted by Melindy on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:50:00 PST |
Dear Paris Hilton |
http://tmz.aol.com/article1?id=20060118173609990013 Dear Paris Hilton, Thank you so much for your undying commitment to reinforcing my belief that money really does buy ignorance. Your dedicat...
Posted by Melindy on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 02:08:00 PST |
Dear Mpls |
Dear Mpls, I miss you terribly. I really do. I'm not just saying that so that you'll get me a really great birthday present or take me out for drinks. I miss you every single day so...
Posted by Melindy on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:45:00 PST |
