Raining on parades. Wadding panties. Preaching to the choir. Touching soft things. Tasting yummy things. Live music, but not recordings of live music. Being in water. Sleeping in. Anatomical models. Mannequin hands. Caves. Tubing. Tubing through caves.
Absolutely no one who collects faeries, unicorns, or wizard statuettes or has an inclination to rub up on crystals. Same goes for witches who practice magick with a k. I hate utilikilts, regular kilts and bagpipes. Don't get me started on saxophones or white people with dreadlocks. I can't help making a "who farted?" face when anyone mentions renaissance fairs. I hate whores who dry hump strangers on my sofa. You've got your own house, go be a skank there.
I like cock rock. MC5, Motorhead, The Stooges, Turbonegro, anything with a big, hard swinging one. Also: Roxy Music, Brian Eno, The Dirtbombs, Sparks, The Clash, Public Enemy, The Who, DOA, Joy Division, Black Flag, Isaac Hayes, The Kinks, The Faces/Small Faces, The Move, The Easybeats, Jerry Lee Lewis, Curtis Mayfield, The Smiths, Cheap Trick, Beck, New York Dolls, Johnny Thunders, The Ramones, Bad Brains, The Damned, Beastie Boys, Little Richard...
A Face in the Crowd (the most fucking brilliant movie EVER, a must-see, DO IT NOW), Boogie Nights, Blazing Saddles, The African Queen, This is Spinal Tap, The Wizard of Oz, most Coen Brothers, documentaries, Young Frankenstein, The Dancing Outlaw, Grey Gardens, Female Trouble, Pulp Fiction, John's porn collection, The Birdman of Alcatraz, Slacker, The Loved One, Rushmore, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (original, thanks).
Injun test pattern. The Office. Family Guy. Clean House. Makeover shows. Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
Reference books. Etymology books. Grammar reference. Biographies. Mary Roach. David Sedaris. Harry Crews. This is pathetic. I need to make time to read more.
Whomever thought it was a good idea to hang this billboard.And Bill.