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jennifer

i'm very discreet, but I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS...

About Me

If I have to do the splits in order to win a dance contest, then so be it.
also:

My Interests

Wedge salad. Rare steak. Scotch.

I'd like to meet:

My ship, when it finally comes in.....

Music:

Old R-n-B. Old Rock-n-Roll. Old Country.

Movies:

Young Frankenstein. The Third Man. Coal Miner's Daughter.

Television:

The White Shadow. Rhoda. Rock of Love.

Books:

Graham Greene. Richard Russo. Peter Guralnick.

Heroes:

Rue McClanahan. Betty White. Bea Arthur.

My Blog

more fun from el arroyo

For those of you who don't keep up with local Austin politics, Asian-American Jennifer Kim lost her city council seat yesterday to Randi Shade. I bring this up only to explain why I nearly drove my c...
Posted by jennifer on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:07:00 PST

real-life big lebowski (plus cocaine!)

(Note: I’m not going to mention any names--in order to protect the possibly litigious--but I WILL provide links at the end so you can see who I am talking about.)OK. This story begins a couple o...
Posted by jennifer on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:03:00 PST

the who

I just saw a preview for the animated Pixar movie version of Dr. Seuss' "Horton Hears A Who," and I found it very disturbing. The ad featured some kind of Whoville version of REO Speedwagon's "I Can't...
Posted by jennifer on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:38:00 PST

high and low

Well, The Independent Film Channel sure knows how kill my buzz. Last night I watched, back-to-back, "A Hard Day's Night" and "The Bridge." As most peeps know, "A Hard Day's Night," starring The Beatle...
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST

road rage

Today I was about as scared of a stranger in another car as I have ever been in my life, and I am someone who learned how to drive in L.A.I was going down Ben White (aka Highway 71) east and I was mer...
Posted by jennifer on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:55:00 PST

today i became a woman (of the moose)

Well, sort of. Almost. I got my Moose Lodge membership package, but the actual membership card is coming later. It's all very exciting, though!I joined the Women of the Moose after Nagel played there ...
Posted by jennifer on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:36:00 PST

thats why the ladybug is a tramp

Even though I complain bitterly and often about freezing balls in my weird old house, I actually have to confess that I like to sleep with my bedroom window open. I hate being cold downstairs, where I...
Posted by jennifer on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:16:00 PST

a christmas miracle: shane macgowan

From the UK Daily Mirror, here is a heartwarming Christmas tale to warm the coldest coccles.:-------EXCLUSIVE: POGUES' SHANE TELLS HOW HE MADE IT TO 50 Smoking, drinking and partying keep me aliveIt's...
Posted by jennifer on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 05:28:00 PST

sexpresso

Today's Austin American-Statesman has an article about Latte Dolls, a new "Sexpresso"-style coffee-n-boobs establishment on South Lamar. Apparently, the owner should have called it Coffee Cougars:The ...
Posted by jennifer on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:54:00 PST

the tailbones connected to the dumbass

I broke my ass while rollerskating last night!Tanya, ReRe and David and I went to Adult Skate Night at Playland, which I hadn't done in years, and it was a lot of fun, except that the dj played that h...
Posted by jennifer on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:22:00 PST