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johnny murder

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About Me



I like to make all the little children laugh. I also like to play rock and/or roll for the peoples of the earth. I have a whole lotta love to spread around. I play in the following "Rock Groups": The Dutch Treats, TELETHON, The Parish/Freeman Project, as well as many others that may or may not be broken up for good.
Thank you.
PS-
CHECK OUT MY NEW VIDEO, YOU SCUM:


go here: www.sloppyworld.com
and here: www.thefist.com

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HERE!!!!: myspace.com/telethonband

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Paul Lynde's ghost. Alf. The doo-doo fairy. People who wear tin foil hats to keep "the transmissions out of their brains". People who went back to Viet Nam to "finish the job". Female Tom Petty impersonators (amateur or professional). six foot tall midgets. The inventor of edible underwear. Judge Reinhold. Jerry Orbach's ghost. People who want to give me free musical equipment. Shy nudists. People who like to feed pigeons to larger pigeons. Anyone born and raised in Belgium. Somebody who wants to give me all the Dr. Pepper I can drink for life in exchange for mentioning the words "doctor" or "pepper" or both on stage. Dr. Killpatient. Mr. T. Bryan Ferry. Alf. People who wear bacon as clothing. Merchant marines in chaps with no pants. The inventor of the "French Slam". Recovering butter addicts. Ed Asner. Any prostitutes working "on spec". Simon LeBon's personal trainer. The "gravy king". Bea Arthur's gynecologist. Anybody who has been to "Taco Village". And this guy:

My Blog

CRAFTY MEN UNITE...WE GOT PRESS!

My FLICKR group MANBROIDERY, a forum for men who knit or embroider,  is featured on the Craft magaz   ine site today featuring a big picture of me at work. Follo  w the link and if...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:54:00 GMT

DIE!, DENVER, DIE!

WIFEY AND I DROVE THROUGH DENVER TODAY ON OUR WAY TO OUR NEW HOME IN PORTLAND AND I HAVE A FEW WORDS TO SAY ABOUT THE MAGICAL CITY OF DENVER, COLORADO.DENVER IS LIKE A BOWL OF FUCK WITH DIRTY DUMP GRA...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:47:00 GMT

SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION-DUTCH TREATS!!

YES, FANS OF HOME COOKED ROCK N ROLL, THE DUTCH TREATS STUDIO SESSIONS ARE AVAILALE ON iTUNES, AMAZON AND RHAPSODY FOR DOWNLOAD. 22 TRACKS OF PROFESSIONALLY RECORDED BULLSHIT GENIUS FOR YOUR LISTENING...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:46:00 GMT

Buy our amazing yet practical art.

Hey, all you art lovers. Wifey and I have an Etsy store with our fantastic and (in my case, disturbing) embroidered magical wares for sale. Think about it if you would spend 50 or 100 bucks for a pain...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:33:00 GMT

The Dutch Treats on iTunes

Hey all you fans of awesomeness. A brand new collection of Dutch Treats songs is available on the corporately convenient iTunes. Songs "professionally" recorded in "real" studios over the last 10 year...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:21:00 GMT

Embroidery 5: paint huffing...

More fun from my broken mind...-John Freeman
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:23:00 GMT

crazed embroidery vol. 4

Here is my latest creation. It's "art therapy" for my "issues"... Enjoy my pain!
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:22:00 GMT

NEW SONGS ON THE TELETHÖN PAGE...

All new versions of classic TELETHÖN hits plus 2 new songs from our new E.P. can be found on the TELETHÖN myspace page. Check it out, you filthy American bastards.Thank You.
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:45:00 GMT

MORE DISTURBING EMBROIDERY...

THE THIRD INSTALLMENT IN MY SERIES OF EMBROIDERED CREEPS THAT LIVE IN MY HEAD. ENJOY...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:23:00 GMT

My new hobby: disturbing embroidery!

My new hobby: disturbing embroidery! I have recently discovered that it is really fun to take my comic strip characters and turn them into embroideries. These are my first two attempts....
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 23:32:00 GMT