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Blood, Sweat & Beers

BSB. The official teabag of gladiators everywhere.

About Me

Blood, Sweat & Beers is strictly for those with a great sense of humor. Not those of you who think you have a sense of humor and yet fail to laugh 99% of the time while others are doubled over and slapping their knees, but for those of you who actually have a tiny little orgasm every time your funny bone is struck.

Now that we have that straight, don't forget to check out "Russell Crowe", a song about tea bagging the one you love, or "D to the P" (called "Donkey Punching" here to get your attention), which is a song about how to break up with that not-so-special someone. Of course, there's always the beloved "Cleveland Steamer (I'm a Dreamer) for those of you who have been amused by German porn. No matter what you do, please don't forget your sense of humor. If you're not a member of myspace and would like to contact us, please hit us up at [email protected]. Thanks and enjoy!Check out Rick while you're at it. He's totally gay and doesn't know it yet! Maybe some of you could drop him a hint! www.myspace.com/79972607
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/28/2006
Band Website: bigpat.net/BSB
Band Members: {Big Pat - Lead Guitar, Vocals, Volunteer Bouncer, Cheeba Choker} {Duh Eric - Rhythm Guitar, Vocals, Verbal Offenses, Right Wing Flapper}
Influences: Anal vapor, monkey shit-fights at the zoo, abusive parents, alcohol, evil rock music, Wikipedia.com (to look up most of the stuff I write about), R. Kelly (inspriation for my new song "Pee On Me"), and most of all our fans because they're sick enough to think we're funny...
Sounds Like: Kim Kelly getting donkey punched by Russell Crowe while on safari drinking a banana smoothie.
Record Label: Working on that...
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Friday Night

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Posted by Blood, Sweat & Beers on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:11:00 PST

Harry Sacks

OK everyone...now that i've got your attention with the subject of this blog, this is "Big Pat." Everyone keeps sending me MySpace messages asking me why I never sign on the BSB account and post thing...
Posted by Blood, Sweat & Beers on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:47:00 PST

Rectal Bleeding

The Eric here.  You just couldn't see "Rectal Bleeding" and not click on it, could you?  Sick bastard.  Well, I guess I'll have to address the subject since you're so obsessed with it.....
Posted by Blood, Sweat & Beers on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:27:00 PST

Horse Racing - What a Bunch of Bullshit!

Horse racing.  How exciting!  A bunch of midgets rideatop trusty steeds whacking them with whips and digginginto their sides with their little midget feet.  Verymanly, too.  They h...
Posted by Blood, Sweat & Beers on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:22:00 PST

Mullets and Lazy Eyes

The Eric has a question: Why is it that every time somebody in a FredSanford-looking jalopy of a pickup pulls out in frontof me with a bed packed full of shit from a WestVirginia community yard sale, ...
Posted by Blood, Sweat & Beers on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:14:00 PST

Wife Beaters

Hey, it's The Eric.  Who the hell else would it be? At first I was confused as to the purpose of a wifebeater.  If youre using it as an undershirt with theintent of keeping your nasty pits f...
Posted by Blood, Sweat & Beers on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:11:00 PST

Just Plain Wrong!

The Eric again...Take a moment after you read this and let it sink in. When I was in sixth grade, one of my friends told mesomething that continues to haunt me.  Whenever he wasvisiting his grand...
Posted by Blood, Sweat & Beers on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:06:00 PST

PBA Bowling - WTF?

The Eric here again. What the hell is the deal with everyone going allghetto?  Have you seen these fuckers from the PBA withtheir little ass shimmies and fist pumping and flexing? Most of th...
Posted by Blood, Sweat & Beers on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:59:00 PST

Green Day

Hey, everyone.  It's The Eric of BSB. The weirdest thing happened to me today.  I was takinga poop, and when I wiped my ass I found green on thepaper.  Now, green turds are pretty cool ...
Posted by Blood, Sweat & Beers on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 11:52:00 PST

Rockin on the River

We played Rockin on the River last Friday and had some last minute changes to our band that could have resulted in a poor performance.  Luckily, Walt English filled in on drums and did a fantasti...
Posted by Blood, Sweat & Beers on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:23:00 PST