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jeffreys future wife

life is better than is seems

About Me

*im sorryif my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.I'm sorryif I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorryif I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorryif I'm not tan enough for youI'm sorryif I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorryIf i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorryif im not tall enough.I'm sorryif my hair is not long enough.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.* .. width="425" height="350" .... * .. width="425" height="350" .... * .. width="425" height="350" .... * .. width="425" height="350" .... *
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the new me!

so guys u may not believe it but im quitting drinking! thats right im now a recovering alcoholic....sure ive only been clean one day but im celebrating recovery one day at a time...i'll keep ya posted
Posted by jeffreys future wife on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:17:00 PST

im drunk

yea so im drunk and lord knows how this is goign to come oput when im done i dont give a fuck! but guess what im seeing this guy which i like ALOT!! which doesnt really happen but whatever i guess :) ...
Posted by jeffreys future wife on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

free bird

hey bitches i didnt go to jail..PRAISE! so im out and about till 2/8/07 hopefully i'll just have to take some classes...but i still dont have my licence so if anyone wants to party feel free to pick m...
Posted by jeffreys future wife on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

god hates me

so i got a fucking dui and i havent paid my fines from my last one and i didnt pay a speeding ticket so i go to court on friday...hopefully i wont go to jail....wish me luck!!
Posted by jeffreys future wife on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:48:00 PST

got my ass kicked!!

yea so im at odonalds and this guys come up and tries to hit kenny so i run over and im like did he just hit u and kennys like he tried so i go over to this guy and he swun the billy club at someone e...
Posted by jeffreys future wife on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:06:00 PST

joke craig told me lol!

A guy stumbles out of a bar one night, quite intoxicated. All of a sudden he grabs this nun and starts beating the piss out of her. He punches and kicks her to the ground and exclaims, "you're not so ...
Posted by jeffreys future wife on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:05:00 PST

this is me!!!

1.You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station, you buy? choc. milk and a shit load of lil debs2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea-dwelling creature, what would you be?a ...
Posted by jeffreys future wife on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST