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The G-nomes

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About Me

It all started back in 1902, when a small family of three migrated from middle Nomisburgvilleland to the great state of the America. At first they were shunned by the people of Nantucket for their funny smells and seemingly rude appearances. However, soon they found friendship in the sockery business and so began the history of the G-nomes. Over three generations their offspring migrated from sock mastery to song debauchery. Now their closely guarded family recipe for powerpop-funk-rock has become a widely sought after equation for pain relief and soul softening. The only surviving members of the G-nomes grand family line are Sir Joseph Hopkins Esquire and Adam "mister" Stamper. The two met in 1994 and soon relized their combined genetic structures. This realization inspired a revolution in the G-nome sound and soon the duo had finished a number of projects under the family name. Unfortunately in 2003 the two had a "difference of opinion" over the correct coloring of some unknown soup products and they had a "falling-out." Stamper moved to our nations capitol to seek refuge from nature and pursue his solo work under the pin-name "mister." while Hopkins Esquire jolly ran to the tropical heaven and fountain of youth known as Floridias. There he too continued musical labors by converting a small widget factory into the technological wonderland of the "Midget Factory." Over the years they slowly made amends and now there is new hope for the family bloodline.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/28/2006
Band Members: Sir Joseph Hopkins Esquire
and
Adam "mister" Stamper
Influences: rice pudding, the blood line and chest hair of their distant relatives, hyperbolies, adverbs, printing presses, gold in them there hills, 80's hair bands, tom-toms, sticking in thumbs and pulling out plums, Ruins, When, positrons, the cookie jar and stealing from it and saying "I did, I did!", The Avenging Disco Godfathers of Soul, Holy Molar, evil incisors, pop-pump-lever-rolls, the Fiery G Maelstrom(trickster),the carheart Virus, Fantomas, broken toys and everything Nintendo related, Aunt Jemima, dropping toast and having it land jelly side down, SINGLE UNIT!!!, E-mu / Ensoniq, Jester Records, The abominable snowman, Karl Shasta's fret-less uprising against the sloth chamber, the super villains that comprise DHG, old books about Linotype, the Kid606 works that arent generic drill and bass with annoying raga vocals, Jim Henson, Jack Daniels, Goatse.cx(not really), stim cell research, Melt Banana, pirates, Akai, Atari, Apple Computers, Bill Gates, Jenna Jameson, Attack of the Show, Nobukazu Takemura, Magix, yeknoM suseJ, Microsoft Sam, Mattel, Tiger Electronics, Secret Chiefs 3, etc.
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