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Falkie

Romano, you got a partner! You lucked out. You got me. -TJ Hooker

About Me


Agnostic Jew who likes getting Christmas presents.
MyGen

This story inspired me, so I'd like to share it:
The woman who gave me my strength - by Mariane Pearl

My Interests

Yeah, but only interesting ones.

I'd like to meet:


A mermaid, with the head of a unicorn and bigfoot.

Music:

Polka &nbsp

Movies:

Miss Congeniality 2. Exquisite cinematic experience. That movie changed my life.

Television:

Armenian beauty pageants

Books:

Yellow pages

Heroes:

Plumbers everywhere

My Blog

tee hee hee...

Ahahaha... man oh man... Shatner is the fucking BOMB!So I finally got the TJ hooker DVD box set, as a birthday gift (thanks, C) - worth every penny. First of all - the name. The whole show, as well as...
Posted by Falkie on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:46:00 PST

Huh? Anna Nicole WHO?!

Wow.Yeah. WOW. So I was watching an episode of Scrubs a little while ago, I left the TV on, went to make myself a nice hot cup of tea, and while I was gone Entertainment Tonight comes on featuring Ann...
Posted by Falkie on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:56:00 PST

Shithead - A Eulogy

Ode to Shithead the sea monkey":Alas, poor Shithead, I found you face down in your tank this morning.How sad.You were the coolest sea monkey".Because you had that shit on your head.I noticed you one d...
Posted by Falkie on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

So what about Goats?

Ok, so here's the deal. I've recently started reading the Bible. No, no, I'm not going down the drain of religion, I'm just... curious.It's just that lately I've been really interested in biblical era...
Posted by Falkie on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:33:00 PST

Damage control

I'm trying to make amends with everything I tore away from. People. Places. Things. Thoughts. Soul. Sometimes it's hard. Sometimes I realize there was a very good reason to break away. Sometimes it fe...
Posted by Falkie on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:43:00 PST

In Memoriam

Hello all, Thought some of you would like to know about this. I just got home from the animal hospital. My dog Oscar died today after a long, frustrating struggle with disease. As most of you know, he...
Posted by Falkie on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST

Dick-ens

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Li...
Posted by Falkie on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:58:00 PST

I'll see you all in hell! (this is where you can find me)

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 - Limbo (V...
Posted by Falkie on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 10:28:00 PST

Corporate fascists! Help fight the machine!

Okay, so I'm finally back at work today after being out sick all of last week (wait: did I say "finally back at work"?! wtf?).I roll into the building, fashionably late as usual, say hi to my boss, as...
Posted by Falkie on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:45:00 PST

Hermaphrodite??

You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional ge...
Posted by Falkie on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:55:00 PST