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Jedrock Son of Jedrock

Blessed are the cheese makers.

About Me


Holy fuck, this ice cream is good. I have been jonesing for chocolate and vanilla since yesterday and now this bitch is in my mouth, melting between my teeth like a naked little whore. Jesus, God, it’s better than taking a shit on heroin. I wish I could take my pants off right now I feel so fucking good. Uuuh.
I am a swell person. At times I swell to great proportions and must be bled or leeched.
I read, I try to sculpt, I paint, I dork out, I nerdificate, I travel.
I love science fiction, fantasy, and horror, and any mixture of these things. And boobs.
I am currently building a spaceship out of dicks.
Can you do any less?
Some people think that if you get hit by lightning you get super powers. Not so much. Actually, you fall to the ground paralyzed and lose control of your bowels. "Hmmmm, what will I do with my new found powers? Use them for good or for evil?!?!?" -Dave Attel Get this FREE MySpace layout and more at MySpaceOrYours.net

My Interests

Honestly? FUCKING METAL, D20's, reading, drinking, not getting shot in the head. Pills, Pills, Pills. Fire arms, not really into sports but can still appreciate them, I like art in every form, Monkeys, Gore, History, Erotica, writing, I like to travel and have been many places. I am interested in being interesting. That would be cool.

I'd like to meet:


Rad people. Not radioactive people, fun loving lust for life kinda peeps that enjoy eating life with a side of pain and a heaping helping of I don't give a fuck.

Though, if you are a mutant maybe we can talk.

Aside from all that someone with healthy organs and a buttery brain.

Or in general, cool people with interesting notions. I love to learn and teach.
*I don't mean to be a cunt but send me a message before you try to add. I have some many people that just want to get in my pants I have to sort who's who.*

Music:

FUCKING METAL, Dragon Force, Rhapsody of Fire, Muse, Metallica, Danger Doom, MF Doom, Electric Six, Iron Maiden, Mastadon, Finntroll, Weezer, Falconer, Black Sabbath, mc chris, Pixies, Hilly Billy Music, Leonard Cohen, Hammerfall, WEEN is by far my favorite, Tenacious D, Elvis, Johnny Cash, N.E.R.D., Gorillaz, Blood Hound Gang, Velvet Underground, The Streets, Trainwreck, Beck, Rush, Camel, Moody Blues, NAS, Electronica, Kamelot, Black Sheep, 80's Metal, 80's pop, Blind Gaurdian, Opeth, Mastadon, Iced Earth, Beethoven, Bach, Trivium, Last of the Mohicans Soundtrack is really good, Lords of Acid, Fungkvolt (sic),

Movies:

Zombi Movies! Horror Movies! Creepy Movies,Pans Labyrinth, Crank was fun, After Dark, A Very Long Engagement, Dumb and Dumber, Brazil, Se7en, The Usual Suspects, Raising Arizona, Blazing Saddles, Fargo, Weird Science, Spinal Tap, Big Lebowski, Real Genius, Last of the Mohican's, Shakespeare in Love, A Mighty Wind, The Thing, Alien Quadrilogy, Predator, Kubrick Movies, Old School Hong Kong (John Woo, Jackie Chan, Jet Li) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind, Legends of The Fall, Kalifornia, Naked, Un Chien Andalou, Le Jette, Caddy Shack, Rob Roy, True Romance, Rampage 1,2, and 3, so many movies....

Television:

adult swim, history channel, discovery channel, Battle Star Galactica, The Evil Monkey Show, Kids in the Hall, Invader Zim, The State, Upright Citizens Brigade, Scrubs, Firefly, Deadwood, Snow, Rome, The Sheild, hate reality tv ( I live in it why would I wanna watch it, gimme some explosions and ninjas please!), Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show,

Books:

Chuck Palahuniak, Tom Robbins, Dan Simmons, Tolkien, R.A. Salvatore, Shakespeare and his contemporaries, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Larry McMurtry, H.P. Lovecraft, George R.R. Martin is the Tolkien of my generation, best fantasy writer with an edge he frikkin' rulz!

Heroes:

Captian America, Sly Marbo, Sir Davos Seaworth, Vic Mackey, The Ween Brothers,

My Blog

Entropy VS. Enthalpy

When faced with the truly absurd it's best to just play it straight, that way you too will become absurd by comparison.Erasers normally aren't sharp.  Pencils, now there's some sharpness happenin...
Posted by Jedrock Son of Jedrock on Fri, 23 May 2008 04:03:00 PST

Beef, it’s whats covered in feces.

I will not quote my sources. That would be too tedious. I read Fast Food Nation recently and it literally changed my life. I watched John Rambo last night and although it was pretty much just hard cor...
Posted by Jedrock Son of Jedrock on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:39:00 PST

Salty Nipple Water

People often ask me :"Where do you get your moves from?"  My moves come from a need to blow off steam.  If I couldn't go on the dance floor and rock out once in a while I would go nuts. ...
Posted by Jedrock Son of Jedrock on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:28:00 PST

Thinking is the disease

Basically, we're fucked.  Human beings as a race have always been myopic.  We have always been reactive not proactive.  We rarely consider the consequences.  Well, we do, but we ju...
Posted by Jedrock Son of Jedrock on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:03:00 PST

It's what happens when you're making other plans.

I have to laugh. I saw a sign on Melrose the other day that actually said ATM Machine.  It wasn't hand written or anything.  It actually looked like it was mass produced. I hear some people ...
Posted by Jedrock Son of Jedrock on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:38:00 PST

I cast - Deceive Uncle

Pretty much every Thursday for the past couple of months I've been getting together with Justice and playing pool.  We're getting better.  We talk about business and do a general g...
Posted by Jedrock Son of Jedrock on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

Trolls and Street Magic

***Most people won't care about this but if you are a gamer you will.  Or maybe not***   One of my favourite games ever was Shadowrun on SNES.  I loved that game and played it from star...
Posted by Jedrock Son of Jedrock on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST

Up and Atom

***disclaimer***  I am not a physicist.  Physics was one of my favourite subjects in High School and College but I am less than a novice.  I am now reporting  on something I'v...
Posted by Jedrock Son of Jedrock on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

Sure Nuff!

See what 50 years will do:Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack....
Posted by Jedrock Son of Jedrock on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

My personalized girlfriend application

Are you Fran? If yes: You are my girl friend and I'm crazy about you. If no:  Your are grossly underqualified and should work on becoming more  Fran-esque if you want to stand a chance. &nbs...
Posted by Jedrock Son of Jedrock on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:15:00 PST