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Darth Vomitus

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Behold, Your God Emperor VITALS
Status: In a Relationship
Orientation: Vertical
Hometown: Los Angeles
Height/Body type: 6' 0"/Large and in Charge
Ethnicity: Coconut
Religion: Self-Worship
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Smoke: No
Drink: Hell Yes
Children: Someday
Education: Skool of Rock

INTERESTS
General: World domination, preparing for the coming zombie plague, movies, preparing for inevitable alien invasion, books, Star Wars, Star Trek, video games, food, drinking, more food, more drinking... then more drinking to wash it all down and girls who know more about any of the previous than I do for she shall make a suitable Queen

Music: I only listen to SLAYER

Movies: I only watch movies with zombies and blood, guts and violence

Television: I only watch shows with aliens and space ships and blood, guts and violence, and 24

Books: I never learned to read

Heroes: Me, myself and I... and no cracks about the Three Stooges First amongst the Saved behold the remnant Making the world a better place under one tyrannical rule

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My Blog

The continuing chronicle of my rise to power

This is my second issue as Art Director for Back Stage West. That's right, Art Director. I got a promotion suckers. Soon you will all bow before me. Buy those kneepads now bitches.
Posted by Darth Vomitus on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:34:00 PST

Water under a bridge, that i'm going to burn

So I went out with this gal a couple of times, it didn't work out. We'd see each other every now and then since we ran in some of the same circles. It was cool. There were never any hard feelings. The...
Posted by Darth Vomitus on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:22:00 PST

And yet I keep waking up

It was Saturday morning, 6 a.m., driving into the rising sun. The smog always picks up the best colors of the morning light. No one on the freeway to slow me down. Cruise control is god's gift to spee...
Posted by Darth Vomitus on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:07:00 PST

Verily yeah

It came to pass that Reckless Rick considered putting Darth Vomitus out of his misery, but knew that was exactly what DV wanted, and Rick knew mere death was too good for DV, that DV would be allowed ...
Posted by Darth Vomitus on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

E3, amended

Since I am awesome I went to E3. People regularly kill to try to get in, and still forget to figure in the price of parkingThere had been rumors floating around before the show that the E3 people were...
Posted by Darth Vomitus on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:58:00 PST

Giggty, giggty, GOO!

Darth Vomitus and The Ocho graced the Family Guy Fourth Season DVD release party with their presence. As luck would have it we had a camera. If I have to tell you who any of these people are please go...
Posted by Darth Vomitus on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

Anime Expo 2006

This weekend, Reckless and the Saint, Partners in Crime©® gracced the Anime Expo in Anaheim with their presence. Now with even more photographic proof Rick is a camera whore!Photo Gallery...
Posted by Darth Vomitus on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:54:00 PST

Penthouse Magazine Party

The Partners in Crime©, Reckless Rick and Darth Vomitus, were out and about last night, coming to you live from the launch party for "The Girls of Penthouse" magazine. Even amongst the depths of a sau...
Posted by Darth Vomitus on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:25:00 PST

Dane Cook's Tourgasm

This Tuesday, the 13th, My friend Rick and I both called in sick to our respective workplaces to attend the taping of the final episode of Dane Cook's Tourgasm, at Santa Anita Racetrack. We were both ...
Posted by Darth Vomitus on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:09:00 PST

Awe at My Majesty

Your future God Emperor's rise to power will not seperate him from his people. As I walk amongst you, these gentle souls all but desired to have an audience with me, your Lord Darth Vomitus.I have no ...
Posted by Darth Vomitus on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:36:00 PST