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About Me

ON THE WHEEL THERE'S A VOICE IN MY HEAD, THAT DRIVES ME HEEL IT'S MY BABY CALLIN', SAYS I NEED YOU HERE AND IT'S HALF PAST FOUR AND I'M SHIFTING GEARWHEN SHE'S LONELY AND THE LONGING GETS TOO MUCH SHE SENDS A CABLE COMING IN FROM ABOVE DON'T NEED NO PHONE AT ALL WE'VE GOT A THING THAT'S CALLED: RADAR LOVE WE'VE GOT A WAVE IN THE AIR RADAR LOVETHE RADIO'S PLAYING SOME FORGOTTEN SONG BRENDA LEE'S: "COMING ON STRONG" THE ROAD'S GOT ME HYPNOTISED AND I'M SPEEDING INTO A NEW SUNRISEWHEN I GET LONELY, AND I'M SURE I'VE HAD ENOUGH SHE SENDS HER COMFORT COMING IN FROM ABOVE DON'T NEED NO LETTERS AT ALL WE'VE GOT A THING THAT'S CALLED: RADAR LOVE WE'VE GOT A LINE IN THE SKYNO MORE SPEED I'M ALMOST THERE GOTTA KEEP COOL, NOW GOTTA TAKE CARE LAST CAR TO PASS, HERE I GO! AND THE LINE OF CARS DROVE DOWN REAL SLOW AND THE RADIO PLAYED THAT FORGOTTEN SONG BRENDA LEE'S COMING ON STRONG AND THE NEWSMAN SANG HIS SAME OLD SONG ONE MORE RADAR LOVE HAS GONE

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My Interests

GUITAR SOLO'S ALL FRIGGIN NIGHT!! SEX WITH 1 OR 10 LADIES AT A TIME, WHILE SITTIN I DAT POOL BACK DEA. CRUISIN MY CAMARO HAAWALLRIGHT!! KIKIN DA LIVIN HELL OUTA DEM DAMN SOMOFABITCHIN NEIGHBORS SOMETIMES. YOU BABY. YOU. ..

I'd like to meet:

LADIES, AND FRIENDS OF LADIES..OH AND JOURNEY!! I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO MEET MR. BUSH SO I CAN SHOW MY APPRECIATION WITH A JUDO CHOP TO THE THROAT.

Music:

JOURNEY,LOVERBOY,RATT,VAN HALEN,SLAYER,ANTHRAXX OF DA OL SCHOOL WHEN JOEY WAS DA MAN!!!MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC IS THE TYPE MADE WHEN WE GET BUSY ALL NIGHT LIKE A FRIGGIN GUITAR SOLO BABY! FAWKIN ROCK DA AT OVA HEA GIRL!

Movies:

MOST ADULT FILMS..UH YOU KNOWS, DEM PORNO'S OVA DEA. BULLIT, RAMBO, COMMANDO, AN ANYTING DAT KICKS ASS HEA!

Television:

ROCKFORD FILES, SANFORD AND SON, NIGHT COURT, JERRY SPRINGER; THA IS OFF DA FRIGGIN CHARTS OVA HEA!!DARLIN, I DON'T NEED DA DAMN T.V. WHEN YOU OVA HEA. I WANT TO WATCH THE YOU COMPLETELY NAKED AND YOUR READY CHANNEL HONEY...OH HEEELL YEAH!

Books:

WHAT? OH...UM..YEAH. WELL I READ JUGS, CAPTAIN ANAL, HOW TO NAIL HER IN 20 OR LESS LINES AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE, JUNG.

Heroes:

STEVE PERRY, ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL, JIMMI HENDRIX, AND CURRENTLY DAT KID WHO TOL ME ABOUT THE HOSTESS FACTORY LOCATION AND IT'S TRASH TENDENCY.

My Blog

get away

I friggin knows dem aliens bugged my house ova hea goddamit! I tried to get dis broad up ova hea in my pool, she wouldn come near this cursed racket of a frikkin neighboorhood hea.&...
Posted by Carl on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:28:00 PST

leopard baby

damn honey, my sheets are made for lovin hea. like a leopard, i will do you all night ova dea. leopard every whea. ...
Posted by Carl on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 11:40:00 PST

oh hell ya

last night. man i friggin tor da roof of dis place, jug palace dea down by da tollway. you been dea i know it! i saw you las week with dem girls all ova dea. hook me up. ...
Posted by Carl on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 06:34:00 PST

sweet necta

baby, i got to tell you, i frikkin love you hea! i need to touch your bodi, give me your tits sweet mama right now! man i am friggin hungry ova hea someone needs to take me down to the strip joint ...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my boy aches honey

my friggin pants are so hot for your body baby! I need to think of dem every day hea. my love is stong ova dea. an well...come get with me lova!
Posted by Carl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You know dem peoples dat....

Stand dea in da friggin line blabbin to dea friends dea and not frikkin payin no attention to dat menu up dea? You kno da type righ? Den they get up dea to the regista and dea aint readdy to orda nu...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh how it rains...

It's rainin haiku's ova hea! i am yours your body is hot hotness rules camaro sleek fast sexy car i love you strippas unite my house all night hea drink some beer horse pills large ...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Did you ever...

See dat show whea dem broads was bottlin dat beer up singin dat whacky song about whateva? I know it, Lavern & Shirly, dat was a good show, wha da hell did they cancel dat fo? Anyway, I just giv...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I was wonderin...

How da hell i am supposzed to lay down wit this frikkin pair of hot pants on? I mean seriously dea, how you think I am a supossed to do dat when you are so far away for me ova hea. i know ...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

outa da frikkin hospital laaaydieeez...

yeah, dats right. i am healed and da doctor says that i will be back fo full action in a day or two....howeva he don know what the hell he is talkin ova hea. so, did we agree to your place or my bed...
Posted by Carl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST