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Lori Lee

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About Me

oh....I don't know....blah blah blah....yadda yadda yaddaJerry and I are back in Seattle now....it's a long story....Lori Lee and Seattle are still broken up....I don't know, Seattle and I may have lunch one of these dayz....just to talk...we'll see what happens from there....what ever happens, I'm NOT coming home with Seattle....I get seduced and then regret EVERYTHING the next day....so, we're having lunch....Jerry is already sleeping with Seattle again....slut...Here's where we live now....sigh....Dear Diary...today I picked up a news paper and discovered a $15.00 off your purchase coupon for Macy's department store....WOWWWWEEEE I thought to myself....how can this be?....it's practically a giva away!!! Then I looked at the fine print.....$15.00 off for everyone except Lori Lee Haener....WHHHAAA I said?!?!....It went on to say....yes, YOU, Lori Lee Haener, you don't get $15.00 off cause you are a poopy-pants....you spread lies, cheat and steal...all you do is gamble, drive real fast and don't refill the ice tray after you've emptied it ALL!!! Same thing with the Britta filter...what?...you think that thing changes itself!?!?!...so NO!!! No $15.00 off for you at Macy's...SO THERE!!!Well ain't that a BITCH i said!!! I guess I'll just go home and die....then I looked even closer at the fine print...it said....YES go home and never come to our store again...IT'S OVER!!!So, I went home...and watched Court T.V. for the rest of the day....I love you you dirty dirty Diary....BAD diary...My Crazy Ass Friends on H Vs. H opening nightYour results:
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My Interests

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Music:

Mary had a little lamb....little lamb...little lamb....Mary had a little lamb....it's fleece as white as snow.....row row row your boat, gently down the stream....merrily...merrily...merryily...life is but a dream....When you're a Jet...you're a jet all the way...from your first cigerette till your last dying day.....My name is..Shake-zula, the mic rula, the old schoola...you wanna trip...I'll bring it to ya....Frylock and I'm on top rock you like a cop, meatwad you up next wit your knock knock.... Meatwad make the money see....meatwad the da honeys gee, driving in my car, living like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus....uh, check check it....cause we are the Aqua Teens make the homeys say ho and the girlies wanna screaaaaammm.......twinkle twinkle little star...how I wonder what you are....up above the clouds so high....like a diamond in the sky....twinkle twinkle little star....how I wonder what you are....and on...and on....and on...and so on

Heroes:

My husband; a rugged individualist with a heart of gold...very very stubborn...but very cute yes?!?!

My Blog

Two A-Holes go Shopping

This is the beginning of a beautiful L.A. Journey. Where do I begin? Um...it's big, racist, and lot's of people are VERY self absorbed.For instance, I was shopping at a clothing store on Ventura Blvd...
Posted by Lori Lee on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:53:00 PST

Celeb Sightings '06 by Jerry and Lori Lee Haener

So far we've seen: Clint Eastwood - Whole Foods Sepulveda Blvd. Anette Funecello (sp?) - Van Nuys Costco Stephen Root - Ventura Blvd. Mr. T (Ipitydafool!) - International House of Pancakes Ventura Bl...
Posted by Lori Lee on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:51:00 PST

Haener Vs. Haener

Okay- This show is gonna be just SWELL!!!!  Please come see H vs. H or I'll never speak to ANY of you EVER again!!!....EVER!!!...oh...who am I tryinig to kid?...I can't live without any...
Posted by Lori Lee on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:58:00 PST

A very nice review of STIMULUS!!!!

See Stimulus while drunk or something by Melissa SantosPublish Date: 2006-04-27 Andrew Sengul/ The Daily Jerk Alert Productions member Jennifer Zadikow (center) portrays a woman driving down a lo...
Posted by Lori Lee on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:51:00 PST

Dr. Phill is on again

Dr. Phill is on...AGAIN....He's the biggest T.V. trap ever built by a Dr. of Psychology.....(sigh)......(eye roll)...."hi, I'm Dr. Phill and I've published 50, 000 books.....I've managed to get Americ...
Posted by Lori Lee on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 04:06:00 PST

Middle class anyone?....anyone?

Has anyone seen my Middle Class?.... I've seemed to have misplaced it....last time I knew,  the average income per household was $40, 000.....and now I can't find that money anywhere.... Doe...
Posted by Lori Lee on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:12:00 PST

Is it just me....

...feeling kinda wierd....don't know where anything is or where my thoughts are going....is it just me or is there NO releif from POLLEN!!!!?????....Mother F***ing POLLEN!!!!  I really ...
Posted by Lori Lee on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:36:00 PST

manage my blog....heh...that's funny

rrrrriiiight....."manage my blogs"....what blogs?....."manage my blogs"....MY ASS!!!!! I POOP ON IT!!!! ;-)
Posted by Lori Lee on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:13:00 PST

IHOP

I don't know...just thought I'd say it....IHOP!!!
Posted by Lori Lee on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:16:00 PST

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blah blah blah blah blah blah....what?...blah blah blah blah blah blah ...what the....blah blah blah blah blah ...oh no you didn't!!!...blah blah blah blah....    
Posted by Lori Lee on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 01:13:00 PST