Paul

"Heart Farming"; photoshop, 01.2008
"Lady Liberty"; photoshop collage, 10.2007
"First Kiss", 30" x 40", oil on canvas, 8.2007.
"Allegro", oil on canvas, 24x30, 6/2007.Prints Available.
"Trumpet II", oil on canvas, 24x30, 2007. Gray colors inspired by the work of fellow artist Martel.
"Man at Piano", oil on canvas, 24x30, 2006. Prints avilable.
"adure", oil on canvas, 24x30, 2006
I get wrapped up in all sorts of creative endeavors, though I am primarily a visual artist. I exhibit continuously in galleries and other venues, and I am eternally grateful for the opportunities it has provided in terms of meeting and interacting with so many people.Examples of some of my work can be seen here:
Art Wanted
Paul N Grech Website
Abstract Earth Gallery
I have signed, limited-edition prints of a number of my paintings. You can see them through the ArtWanted link posted above. Please inquire if you have any questions.
Aside from that, I am fairly convinced that the internet started as a type of silent warfare waged upon the world’s youth by a group of very patient and forward-thinking Chinese guys. Thanks to the likes of MySpace, YouTube and others, overall productivity of the average American worker has been utterly decimated.
I attended Virginia Tech and graduated with a degree in the sciences. In 1996 I won the Nobel Prize for discovering that crackerjacks are nothing more than microwaved candy-corns. I still lose sleep trying to figure out why nature hasn't devised a disease that is good for its host rather than one that cannibalizes it.
My zodiac sign is Cancer, meaning I am sensitive and intuitive and periodically mistaken for a homo. I will never run for president because I could probably do more good for mankind being an average consumer. I figure that each item I purchase justifies the existence of some underpaid stranger on the other side of the world.
My favorite music is the sound of another person making an ass of himself. I believe there is an inverse relationship between intelligence and volume. Never trust anything followed by an exclamation point. Nature does nothing uselessly, and so extreme physical beauty should always be met with great suspicion.
I have no pets, although I’m a staunch supporter of equal rights for trilobites. I’m fascinated by animals because they’re like biodegradable toys you can eat. Sadly, slug-fight betting has never really caught on, probably because it’s difficult to get them incited enough to want to kick each other’s asses. I love sushi and can’t explain why. I have never eaten a pinworm casserole, nor would I imagine it to be savory.
I am 5’10”, athletic build. I think sports jerseys are moronic but I’d never tell you that in person. I would also expect people who are fuck-ups to have really cool personalities based on the principles of Darwinian selection..it would be the very least required to prevent other people from choking the living shit out of them.
That being said, I believe the “fool” is paramount in Gaia’s well-oiled sense of humor, and so I wouldn’t be the least bit shocked to break open the paper one morning and learn that Paris Hilton had accidentally stumbled across a solution to the Unified Field Theory during a Simple Life stint at MIT.
Anyway, love you all.
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