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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: "Sweet Baby" Norm
Birthday: 7/19/94
Birthplace: Outside of Greensboro, NC
Current Location: Chandler, AZ
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: White/Black/Brown
Height: 1'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Wolf
The Shoes You Wore Today: I always go bare pawed.
Your Weakness: Meat, any kind.
Your Fears: Thunder and my Momma running out of the eggs she makes me for breakfast everyday.
Your Perfect Pizza: Any that is in front of me.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 23 hours of sleep a day.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BYOB
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta pee.
Your Best Physical Feature: My sweet face and curled tail.
Your Bedtime: A better question would be: Your non-bedtime.
Your Most Missed Memory: My brother Sparky, may he rest in peace.
Pepsi or Coke: Beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: Who could choose.
Single or Group Dates: I'm a swinger, what do you think?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate could kill me so I would have to say vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Beer
Do you Smoke: No, but I am smokin'!
Do you Swear: Hell No!
Do you Sing: Like a canary.
Do you Shower Daily: No, only once every 2 months.
Have you Been in Love: There was this sweet looking little poodle down the street but I'm not sure you would call it love...
Do you want to go to College: Only if there is beer.
Do you want to get Married: No, I have it too good at home with my Momma and Daddy.
Do you belive in yourself: But of course!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I love going for rides.
Do you think you are Attractive: Wouldn't you if you looked this good!
Are you a Health Freak: Freak, yes, health freak, no.
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my Momma and Daddy!
Do you like Thunderstorms: I HATE thunderstorms - I scared like hell of them!
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, but I sure would like some beer!
In the past month have you Smoked: No, but I have been a smokin' hottie my whole life!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, but not the kind you are talking about.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't have time to date with my busy sleeping schedule.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. My Momma took me in my stroller to get my picture taken for Easter.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, like I said, chocolate could kill me.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No but I would be willing to try.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No but I am waiting for a call anyday now from Hollywood!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I have taken a dump.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I am naked all of the time!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I once stole the heart of a cute little shih tzu down the street.
Ever been Drunk: No, but I sure would like to get drunk on beer!
Ever been called a Tease: No, but before "the operation" I might have been called a "horn dog".
Ever been Beaten up: No, but my brother Sparky (may he rest in peace) was used as a ragdoll by a big german shepherd once.
Ever Shoplifted: No way.
How do you want to Die: The way Sparky did; getting a shot from the doctor that makes me go to sleep while my Momma holds me.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Exactly what I am right now - couch potato extrodinaire!
What country would you most like to Visit: I never want to leave this great country that I live in, where I stay home and sleep all day while my Momma and Daddy go out to work so they can buy me cheese.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5 - but not the kind you are talking about.
Number of CDs I own: I don't have any, but my Daddy probably has 300 or more.
Number of Piercings: None, other than my piercing good looks!
Number of Tattoos: No tattoos, but I do like that little guy on FANTASY ISLAND, especially when he says "the plane, the plane".
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHING! If you led my charmed life, you wouldn't regret anything either.

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Small Animal Survey!!!
What kind of small animal are you? Dog, baby!
How old are you? 11 3/4
Where did your owner get you? From a breeder outside of Greensboro, NC
Do you have any other animal friends living with you? No. I did have a brother until last September, Sparky, when his liver gave out. My Mom had been warning him about all of that drinking and carousing but he just wouldn't listen....
If so, what kinds of animals? n/a
Whats your favorite food? Steak
Do you like to be held? If there is a thunderstorm.
Do you poop and pee a lot? Poop: 1 time a day; Pee: 2-3 times a day
Do you love your owners? Who wouldn't, they are great! My Mom makes me a scrambled egg every morning and gives me cheese!
Are you overweight? No, I'm just right.
Do you like to get baths? Hell no!
Have you ever??????
Have you ever bitten your owner? I bit my Daddy once.
If so, why? He was irritating me when I was trying to catch some shut-eye.
Have you ever met another animal like you? Yes, I like most other dogs.
Have you ever pee'd on you owner? haha No, but the day is still young!
Have you ever been outside? Yes, but I do everything in my power to get back inside. I can't stand it outside, I've been told that I'm the only dog in history who hates to take walks! I rather be on the couch or on the bed snoozing.
Have you ever eaten grass? Yes, when I need to throw up.

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