Miss Honey Fuzzy Navel Princess

_ . . . . . . .I was a streetwalker, a hussy, a real tart. I ended up in the pound. That's where they noticed that I was much too good for the joint..I'm a Purebred you see, And Imperial at that. So I got shipped off to the Rescue House. That's where my mommy found me. Now I lounge on my big Pink fluffy pillow, I always have pretty pink bows with Swarovski crystals in my hair. I get lots of baths and pampered every day. I steal my mommys shoes. She thinks I am trying to wear them, but I like to hide my treats in them. My favorite treats are Green apples sliced really small. Ahh this is the life. I love to watch out the window for my best friend Winston. He annoys me sometimes, but I stand my ground. I'm an Imperial Shih-Tzu.. Don't mess up my hair... grrrrrr... Oh I almost forget.. Im a Barktender, So remember me for your next party!! P.S. As I am A rescue boo myself, I never forget the importance of fundraisers to help other furboos and humans in need...