Det. Bruce Conners SFPD

The name is Detective Bruce Conners and I've been working for the San Francisco Police Department for the last fifteen years. I'm an ex-Navy Seal, a middle weight kick-boxer, and an off duty concert security guard (Even did Metallica/Guns-N-Roses back in the early nineties). After my second wife exploded during a COlumbian drug raid back in the 80's, my life has been a steady stream of shit. I fill my lungs with three packs of unfiltered menthols a day, my liver with Jameson Irish whiskey, and my stomach with salted pork reins. I refuse to take shit from any street level punk, my Sergeant, or pretty much anyone outside of my race, gender, or creed. So to all you MySpace assholes who think they can be "chummy" with yours truly: Kiss my hairy ass, you son of a bitch!!..