ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!

About Me

I AM ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! That's about it, really.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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My Interests

DESTROYING WORLDS, SNAUSAGES, TUMMY RUBS

I'd like to meet:

PUNY HUMANS! THESE, I ASSUME, ARE YOUR CHAMPIONS AND I SHALL HUMILIATE THEM IN ONE ON ONE COMBAT!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

BEHOLD ZORTRON FINDS FAVOR WITH THIS MUSIC VIDEO! I COMMAND YOU TO ENJOY IT OR FACE DISINTERGRATION!!!

Movies:

BASICALLY ANYTHING WITH WORLDS BEING DESTROYED, PENGUINS... AND JOHNNEY DEPP

Television:

VENTURE BROTHERS!,DR WHO, LOST, AQUATEEN HUNGER FORCE, YOU CAN ALWAYS CATCH A RERUN OF I LOVE LUCY OUT BY THE HORSEHEAD NEBULAE, IT'S GOTTEN THAT FAR!

Books:

YOU KNOW THOES ROMANCE NOVELS WITH THE GREASED UP FABIO GUY HOLDING SOME CHICK IN A SUNDRESS? WELL... I WILL DESTROY THEM ALL!!!!

Heroes:

ALSOMARTIN LUTHER KING JR BECAUSE OF HIS VIEWS ON RACIAL TOLERANCE AND THE HOPE FOR THE FUTURE... WHICH YOU HAVE NONE BECAUSE I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOUR PUNY WORLD!!! YOUR DOOM IS NIGH!!!

My Blog

CRAZY MARY

BEHOLD ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS SPEAKS!!!PUNY HUMANS! MY HERALD LOGOS728 HAS RELEASED A COMIC TODAY IN YOUR INFERIOR HUMAN COMIC RETAIL OUTLETS!IT IS TITLED "CRAZY MARY - CHASE" AND IT APPEARS IN I...
Posted by ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:05:00 PST

SPACE MONKEYS!

BEHOLD! ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS SPEAKS! PUNY HUMANS AND ANTHROPOMORPHIC DUCK CREATURES! I, ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS HAVE RETURNED IN VICTORIOUS BATTLE FROM THE LAGOON NEBULAE! THE GARFALL...
Posted by ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST

ZORTRON'S PRE-EMPTIVE DOOM LIST

ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS SEMI-ANNUAL PRE-EMPTIVE DOOM LIST PUNY HUMANS! AS YOU ALL KNOW YOUR DOOM IS NIGH BUT THERE ARE SOME OF YOU THAT DESERVE YOUR DOOM A LITTLE SOONER! &nbs...
Posted by ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

BEHOLD ZORTRON'S NEW FRAGRANCE "DOOM"

IT IS THE SMELL OF COSMIC GASES BIRTHING A NEW STARIT IS THE SMELL OF A PLANET BEING VAPORIZED AND BOILING AWAY INTO SPACEIT IS THE SMELL OF FEAR COMING OFF THE CRASTONIAN HYPERMONKEYS AS YOU SUDDENLY...
Posted by ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:48:00 PST

WTF OVER!

MY HERALD STEPHANIE BROUGHT A GUINEA PIG BACK TO THE LAIR TODAY. I AM KEEPING A CLOSE WATCH ON THIS FIENDISH CREATURE (IT'S NAME IS MASTER CHIEF) FOR ANY UNSAVORY ACTIONS. ONE WRONG MOVE AND BAM...
Posted by ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:16:00 PST

YOUR DOOM IS NIGH!!!

BEHOLD ZOTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS SPEAKS! THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG! PUNY HUMANS!! YOUR DOOM IS NIGH!!! FEAR ME FEAR ME!!! ...
Posted by ZORTRON DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:51:00 PST