Pet’s are for life!! |
1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from you will be painful for me. Remember that before you buy me. 2. Give me time to understand what you want from me. 3. Place your t...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:51:00 GMT |
How dogs and men are the same |
How dogs and men are the same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.3. Both mark their territory.4. Neither tells you w...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 14:54:00 GMT |
How to bath a cat |
How To Bathe A Cat
(Note: Jeffery LaCroix is a veterinarian with an office in Wilmington. He writes a column for the Morning Star called "From Paws to Tails." Here is his response to a lette...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:21:00 GMT |
Life lessons learned from a dog |
Life lessons learned from a dog 1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
2. Don't go out without ID.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you fe...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 14:42:00 GMT |
Top ten ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking you |
Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog
10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.
9. The dog's nails have been cut with pinking shears.
8. The dog toys are all stored in M...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 14:37:00 GMT |
Top ten signs your cat is too fat |
Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too FatCourtesy of The Late Show With David Letterman10. Gets winded purring9. Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them8. The Maury people call every darn hour...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 17:28:00 GMT |
