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Anita Johnson

Anyone for a friendly game of Russian Roulet?

About Me


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From The Swinging Johnson Brothers

I began traveling the world with dear old dad when I was just two years old. At the age of four I enroled Hatiro Sakanaki's temple of the deadly arts where I was trained and schooled for the majority of my youth. I live in Beverly hills, I speak 12 different languages including Mandorin, Aborigany, and Swahili. I am dedicated to my work, but am unable to say what I do. If your looking for mystery, action, and a life of privilage, you've come to the right place. If you're looking for a fight, I'd think again, I'm trained in 8 of the deadliest arts as well as western style gun play. My time in the KGB was hard but well spent. It may have shaped my future.

My Interests

My interests are as plenty as my experiences. Just as I enjoy a good bout of mortal combat, I also like a good laugh, The Swinging Johnson Brothers are my favorites. I enjoy free falling, and getting sweaty, rock climbing, and lock picking. Other interests include: listening to music, disection, acting, sabitoge, espionage, writing, international diplomacy, computers, performance art, tai chi, coding, business, traveling, spelunking, yoga, meditation, international weaponry, ken po, jeet kun do, tai kwon do, capuera, karate, ninjitsu, bushido, kung fu, archery, sailing, sai, kitana, deep sea diving, shark wrestling, horticulture, entomology, herbotology, nunchaku, botony, surgery, anatomy, physiology, presure points, hacking, gymnastics, agressive negotiations, healing the sick, feeding the hungry, and saving mankind amoungst other interests. As for dislikes, I hate geology, I don't understand it, we're just like oil and water, it's weird.

I'd like to meet:

I enjoy the diversities of all people and things on this planet, but am not afraid to destroy it if it gets in my way. As long as you don't intend to tamper with my life or ask any questions, we should get along just fine.

Music:

My music really depends on my mood. If I am contimplative I enjoy something soothing like the call of didjeri du, or Enya, or perhaps Masive Attack. If I am feeling happy, maybe the Banga Bus. If I am feeling violent, I enjoy a wide array from The battle barge of the Himbutu tribe, to Slayer, from "My Baby Shot ME Down" to "Let the BodiesHit the Floor", by Drowning Pool. On a gloomy day, I am inspired by the works of Tchaikovsky, Lim Hyung Joo, Polka, Sumi Jo, Daft Punk, or Juna Crisjnev. If I'm feeling goofy I like, The Swinging Johnson Brothers music of course, but I also enjoy The Carmina Barada, Luisiana Jazz: Luis Armstron, Cab Calloway, Organ Grinder music (With the monkey), David Hasselhoff, or John Tesh, Chariots of Fire, Fools Verne, Tenacious D, Haiawinninnea, and Monty Python.

Movies:

My favorite movies usually come fom the Orient, stuff like: City Hunter, A Chinese Ghost Story, Fong Sai Yuk, Battle Royale, Fei zhou chao ren, The Story of Ricky, and Godzilla. I also enjoy Giant Monster movies like Them, or that Sci Fi film with the giant carrott. In general some of my other favorites include Clan of the Cave Bear,Tsqaro gzis piras with Shalva Kherkheulidze, Water World, Hunglo Bai Pang, Kill Bill vol 1&2, City of Lost Children, Spigerbut, May, Cool As Ice, The Gods Must Be Crazy and the Colected Works of N!xau, Perfect Blue, La Quimera de los héroes, The Eye, Driving Bill Crazy, Le Loup de la côte Ouest, Gallipoli, and The Fifth Element.

Television:

I am not much one for American television. With the exception of Chapelle's Show and the Bolimo the Clown Show, there's really nothing on. That's not to say that I don't like television. There are plenty of shows from all corners of the earth that inspire, intrigue, and inrapture me. These include: Australian Story, ÅëëçíéêÞ ôçëåüñáóç, AlJazeera, Filtern oder zahlen, Cowboy BeeBop, ., Kanzaki, Who's Line is it Anyway (the British version!), Kufungua Kituo, Le journal de TV5 : l'actualité mondiale, Speedboat Pirates,Yawezekana, Mark Kariuki, and Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Books:

I tire easily of the same old classics The Catcher in the Rhye, Hamlet, these do nothing for me. However a good quantim physics text makes me giddy. I enjoy paramilitary novels, and ancient religious phylosophies. I have spent a great time searching for an old Sumarian tablet. Those of you who know me, lol! Some of my favorite written words come from, Hugh Biack, N!Szyon, The Nechronamichan Exmortis, Douglas Adams, Steven Tuck, Anton Levay, The Swinging Johnson Brothers, Carl Marx, Budah, The art of war, Rahsputin, Zen and the Art of Meditation, Daoism,Robert T. Kyosaki, Melecular Genetics by F. Shabab Ahmech, Timmy and Tommy the Testicle Twins by R. Oedi Korbin, Alu D'szalyo by Loyush Horvath, Hacking For Real by Tig Steele, Cailu Vive, Kureh Iche by Ichiman Hasaki, The Anarchist's Cookbook, Complex Composition, The Killer in You by Mary Scott Fitzgerald, The Dao of Jeet Kun Do by Lee Sai Fon (Bruce Lee), and many many more.

Heroes:

Many women and men have lent influence and inspiration to my life and sculpted the way I live.