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Superdirty&trade

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About Me


DEFCON COMEDY NETWORK'S LIVE SHOW LINEUP
Chaos Theory Radio--Sundays at 7PM
Sunday Services Radio--Sundays at 10PM
Damn Crackers Radio--Tuesdays at 8PM
GameDrift Radio---Wednesdays at 7:30PM
Trey Dogg Hour---Wednesdays at 10PM
XFactor Live--Thursdays at 6PM
Support Prospect. If you don't, the terrorists will win and you don't want to be responsible for that, right? Don't hate America. Add Prospect as a friend. He's a good one. He loves glittery unicorn messages.*
* Ok, he really doesn't like glittery unicorns but he's still pretty damn awesome so go add him anyway...
My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Shock Jock
((52% dark, 53% spontaneous, 68% vulgar))
your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things transgressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr (Fuck Roseanne; Lisa Lampanelli is where it's at!)

My Interests

Hi! *insert frantic handwaving here*

My name is superdirty. Well, actually it isn't but you can call me 'dirty. It's still not my name but I'm not here on myspace to get on a first name basis with anyone. See, I know the internet is a dangerous place where bad people lurk behind every tube. That's why I won't ask your name and I expect you not to inquire what my mother used to scream when she didn't feel like getting her OWN smokes out of the refrigerator.

So, I'm a co-host of some internet radio show dealie. It's fun and it gives me a place (besides here) to babble incoherently. It's like therapy except it's much, much cheaper. My co-host happens to be my husband and long-time best friend. He's about the only other person that I actually care to speak to on a daily basis. He's definitely one of the few hanging out on this planet that potentially 'gets me.'

The radio show (Sunday Services- check my top 8 for the show page) only accounts for my whereabouts for about 2-3 hours a week. The rest of my time is spent playing a full-time happy housewife and mother/breeder. Yeah, I've had children. Scared yet? You should be. I don't refer to them as "'dirty's spawn" for nothing. They might be cute but that's just the lucky genetics bingo they won. The rest is nature vs. nurture and all I'm saying is 'watch out.' I'm raising kids that will be the next generation of PROUD voters... if we haven't turned into a police state by then.

Wishing you cute puppy doggies and sparkly rainbows!
xoxo,
'dirty

I'd like to meet:



I love you Weng Weng
It's only a word...
Really? You don't say.

"I want to wear the smurf outfit."

"I don't like it."

I came here for an argument!

Flowers for Ann

Hot Monkey Love

A women has THREE holes between her legs.

If only church was this interesting...

Yeah baby... doggy style!

Just give him his damn change lady!

Music:

Prospect, Dee From Montreal, Garbage, Stone Roses, Charlatans, Joy Division, Morcheeba, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Sneakerpimps' first CD
Sirius Radio- Stern, Boombox, First Wave
Internet Radio- Bassdrive, Virgin, Digital Imports (Deep House, D&B, Breaks)

Movies:

V for Vendetta
Buffalo '66
Any movie with retards (The Other Sister is hysterical)
Old propaganda movies. Love that stuff!
Really bad horror movies like Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Body Count, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, etc

Television:

Battlestar Galactica
Heroes
NCIS
The original CSI in Las Vegas
Trailer Park Boys
Little Britain
Peep Show
Weeds
The Tom Green Channel
TNA Wrestling's iMPACT

Books:

Holy Blood, Holy Grail
The Martian Chronicles
Fahrenheit 451
Anne Rice Books
Chuck Pahluniak

Heroes:

No thanks. I'll just look up to myself.

My Blog

First Day of School Blues

I've been a stay-at-home mom since my youngest was about 18 months old. Well, today was the first day of school and I'm already feeling completely lost. I also feel a bit of guilt. I *thought* I was l...
Posted by Superdirty&trade on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:59:00 PST

If you were not born before 1989...

I was just carded for friggin' smokes. It's rare, now that I do have a current ID, that I leave the house without it but of course it wasn't in my purse. If I would have been going to purchase alcohol...
Posted by Superdirty&trade on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:45:00 PST

And to think that I saw it on Chestnut St.

On Saturday, as we drove back from the mall,We all saw a sight that was the best of all.A homeless man's friend needed a hitch,The poor friend did indeed look as if it came from a ditch.His friend was...
Posted by Superdirty&trade on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:03:00 PST

Mmmmm... yeah... that's the spot.

Just thought I'd share ;)If you'd actually like to read the medical study this pic came from, click here. If you get some silly questionaire just click on the link that says you are "having problems."...
Posted by Superdirty&trade on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:37:00 PST

Are there any REAL MEN left out there?

1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself so she doesn't h...
Posted by Superdirty&trade on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 01:05:00 PST

Sweet, Sweet Justice

Ya'll know we're loving this shit, right? This is like a 'dirty news joygasm :D...
Posted by Superdirty&trade on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:51:00 PST

What Condition My Condition Is In (or How I Learned to Love My DMV)

Dear Ms. Superdirty:We have received medical information indicating that you have a condition which prevents you from safely operating a motor vehicle.As of 06/15/07, you may no longer drive. Your dri...
Posted by Superdirty&trade on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

Don't Forget What Today Is Really About

Fallen Comrade Add to My Profile |   More VideosTo all our men and women brave enough to serve, thank you. ...
Posted by Superdirty&trade on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:54:00 PST

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

I was too lazy to photoshop anything this morning so here's a little "Cyanide & Happiness" to celebrate the most holiest zombie day of all. I'd like to see "Sweet Zombie Jesus- The Musical." I ima...
Posted by Superdirty&trade on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:45:00 PST

Dirty News for the week of 3/25

It's finally done. I just started using Sony's Vegas Movie Studio software and this shit kicks major ass. I highly recommend it for anyone looking to do any audio/video editing. There's so many option...
Posted by Superdirty&trade on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:44:00 PST