We broke up on June 3rd, of 2006
at Ye Old Benny's in Michigan City, IN
It was most likely the best show on the face of the earth.
All of our friends were there, and they all rocked their asses off,
They even covered one of our songs for us...it was touching as fuck
We played harder than we ever had before, and bill cried a little
Someone snuck a camera into the funeral.
We're all going off to do other things,
Hannah goes to Columbia in chicago, to make movies and fuck the guitar player of forever and always
Bill is at Grand Valley and studying Arabic/International Relations
Sam is a senior in high school now, he is Dawg Fewd ...and he is in Irukandji ...they rule balls...
Jon ...well he's Jon...which means he's a fucking idiot... Gelatinous Cube is dead...and Jon still does
The Professors to the best of our knowledge...but still no one gives a fuck about Jon, except Her , but she doesnt matter either...Jon Kenny also SMOKE CIGARETTES NOW!!!, even though we've all heard him say on multiple occasions how bad smoking is...he is also mildly overweight and sweats profusely when he plays drums, so we'll have to see how smoking + fatness + being a bitch + playing drums works out...he'll prolly have a heart attack at age 19 and die without anyone knowing...we'll keep you updated though.
Bill and Sam started a metal band with kyle adani and steve tillstrom, they were better than any other band ever...unfortunately they suffered a horrible bus crash in the hills of Germany...if you ask, someone can get you the obituary / press release...it was really sad, check them out though- Pennsylvania Death Sentence
Now that we're gone, you should pay alot more attention to these bands:
Forever and Always
Affect Effect
Are They Indigo
Double B
Lying to Jennifer
The Savoy
Destrukters
The Urinal Mints
Franking Priveleges
Gertie Fox
Give My Regards to Albert Schwietzer
Somersaults
There is a World (RIP)
They were all really cool to us, and we love them a bunch
Thanks to all of these venues for letting us play:
Ye Old Bennys
Java Jims
Hill St. House
Blingerz
Skunks Nest
Studeo 315
There may never really be a way we can thank all of you for the things you did for us...but these people helped us in some form:
Hunter, Cassie, Wes, Tim Post, James Lear, Adam Sheets, Bryant, David, Harrison, Doyle, Bobby, Ed, Vass, Henry, Aaron, Tim, Jon, and Tommy, Double B, Charlie Cate, Garth, Bill and Luke, Miguel, Matt, Ian, Zach, and Pat. Amy, Cody, Mike Robinson, Jessica, Chad Mars, Tom Bender, Jason Denk, Dominic Cortez, Ted Balaski, Brok, Josh, Dusty, and Nick. Rios? James and Maria Rosner, Jon Kenny (jon's dad who recorded us...not to be confused with Jon Kenny himself who actually sucks). Mike Cotter for writing Shit Pushed In, Skunk, Milo, Jim St. James, Lakeshore Peeps who's names I dont know...there are so many people, and I cant remember them all, you know who you are, and thank you for everything you've done...this list is merely a handful...
Fuck this band:
Brain Dead
Fuck This asshole:
Heath Hooligan
We had a lot of fun in The Kinky Wizards, and I doubt any of us ever thought we would even get to where we were...we made so many new friends, met so many people, played quite a few shows, and offended many. We did what we set out to do in the beginning, but I dont think we could have done it, or made it so much fun without all of you. All of the shows behind us...all the trips we never got payed for, all the people who walked out on us...it was all worth it. From the bottom of our hearts we want to say thank you, thanks for everything anyone has ever done for us. We'll never forget it.
Love ,
TKW
oh and one more thing...Fuck Jon Kenny
Before we were zombies, alive and out of tune:
TALK TO US IN REAL TIME!:
Bill: SchiavoUnplugged
Sam: Doctor Robotski
Hannah: TheSirenChoir
Ken: AmishElectricsCo
