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About Me

-i don't want you to hear what you're about to hear. so cover your ears, cover your ears.
-your mom will love me.
-i might be talking about so many dynamos, but i'm probably singing fall out boy in my head.
-i'm always on my blackberry,.
-i'm always down for watching mean girls or gossip girl for that matter
-seinfeld is my favorite show, not that there's anything wrong with that.
-i like 2 dollar tshirts and 200 dollar jeans
-i think unnecessary drama is hilarious and usually end up laughing.
-dennis farina once said to me "here's ten bucks now go fuck yourself".
-i'm known for my one syllable laugh.
-i'm in love with mandy moore.
-so i kinda have a thing for girls with glasses
-the word snowplow makes me laugh harder than it should
-learner's permit is another good phrase too
-i think that dancing while driving should be an olympic event
-i'm notorious for falling asleep on the phone, so i apologize in advance.
-actually i can fall asleep just about anywhere at anytime, it's pretty much an awesome talent
-sometimes i like to spell things with "u"s. honour. favourite. colour. just because i'm an asshole.
-i'm addicted to mocha iced blendeds from coffee bean
-yes sometimes i'm a yuppie, deal with it, i went to private school
-i just moved to california from indiana for the 2nd time
-this time i'm going to school at santa monica college -i forgot how annoying college kids are -E! and the Game Show Network are basically the best things ever
-i'm on aim every once in awhile. you should talk to me. SN: mycoreisflaccid
this is me. LEARN IT. KNOW IT. LIVE IT.

My Interests

people watching

guerrilla tambourining

staying away from liquid cheese

disney channel movies

eavesdropping at restaurants
(even if it usually lowers my IQ)

coffee
car sing-a-longs

pretending i actually know how to play keyboards

awkward situations involving individuals other than myself

making mix tapes

i really like webcomics
questionable content
toothpaste for dinner
natalie dee
married to the sea
wondermark
a softer world
animals have problems too

I'd like to meet:

the semi-pretentious anyone with a catch phrase harold ramis

Music:

contrary to popular belief, the size of one's itunes library is not directly proportional to the size of one's penis. so i'm just going to list the bands that have truly been a huge part of my life. this may not get me through the pearly gates of indie rock heaven, but at least it's honest.

affect effect
at the drive-in
beatles
ben folds (five)
brand new
bright eyes
the cranberries
the cure
dashboard confessional
kimya dawson
death cab for cutie
forever and always
fountains of wayne
gertie fox
adam green
david-ivar herman dune
buddy holly
jimmy eat world
ben kweller
ben lee
lying to jennifer
the moldy peaches
oasis
pavement
pixies
the postal service
q and not u
rilo kiley
say anything
elliott smith
so many dynamos
taking back sunday
weezer

Movies:

anything in which Judd Apatow or Woody Allen has been involved . what can i say? i appreciate a funny jew.

Television:

seinfeld
gossip girl
weeds
arrested development
the girls next door
the cosby show
full house
the soup
the oc
degrassi: the next generation
dirty sexy money

Books:

the ambulance club
breakfast of champions
choke
cat's cradle
hairstyles of the damned
in cold blood
running with scissors
confederacy of dunces
killing yourself to live

Heroes:

My Blog

hustlers grab your guns...

i'm moving back to california. first week of august. getting a place in LA this time. already registered for classes at santa monica college.this shit's for real.
Posted by The Jonny on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:15:00 PST

we called it making love but we knew it wasn't that, we checked none of the above....

and never made a mention after that...... so many dynamos and the appleseed cast at the abbey pub friday... must find someone to work for me. must go to this show. ...
Posted by The Jonny on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

so this is the

new year cliche blog title 2006. what a fucking year: -lived with out electricity for 2 months -got fired -had NO money -went on tour -didn't work for more than a total of 6 weeks from june til novemb...
Posted by The Jonny on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:54:00 PST

don't fornicate

i purchased the best tshirt ever, i just received it in the mail yesterday, it looks a little something like this:
Posted by The Jonny on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:39:00 PST

because the earth is round...

the new beatles album love is amazing. sir george martin is an absolute genius. everything sounds sooo perfect. i'm going to be listening to this on repeat for a VERY long time.
Posted by The Jonny on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:39:00 PST

don't be a retard, be all you can be

work is pretty dope. tomorrow is more training 2-10pm tuesday off wednesday 9:45am-8:30pm thursday off friday 9:45-? saturday 9:45-4:30. oh and now THAT'S an unbridled act...
Posted by The Jonny on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:53:00 PST

she thought she missed the train to mars...

i'm thankful for all of you. no really. sweatpants party was a success. i've been like a giddy schoolgirl the last few days... i like it i can't wait to have money again. it's gonna be dope. i...
Posted by The Jonny on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:40:00 PST

hurry up baby cuz we're going somewhere tonight

-it's been brought to my attention that i'm way too social to share the same bed as someone else. apparantly i won't stop talking....ever. -i've started writing a book. no really, seriousl...
Posted by The Jonny on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

greatest romances of the 20th century

A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better d...
Posted by The Jonny on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:12:00 PST

i never got to be your fred astaire

this year has been full of RIDICULOUS ups and downs. i hope 2007 is a bit more flatline... i'd kill for just a bit of "normal". i could write a book about 2006. ...
Posted by The Jonny on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:52:00 PST