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Van

Please help me find my Prince and bring peace back to Nylon.

About Me

Hi, my name is Van. The purpose of me Myspacing is to reunite with my handsome Prince. You see, My Prince and I used to live on the planet of Nylon (true story, I swear). We once were the rulers of the planet. It was a beautiful Kingdom that we reined. We always put the happiness of our people first. That’s why the Nylonians, the citizens of Nylon, just adored and loved our leadership.
My Prince and I were very much in love. It was like we were in a cartoon land where everything was in black and white, but we were the only ones who were in color.
So one day, this meteorite struck Nylon, taking out a chunk of the planet that ONLY I was standing on (just my luck). So there I drifted aimlessly in outer space until I landed on the Planet Earth. Earth is a wonderful place, but I’m just not happy without my Handsome Prince and the Nylonians.
So while on Earth, I met a guy named Tom From Myspace (awesome guy, BTW). He told me about MYSPACE and told me how I can network through people to finally get reunited with my Handsome Prince. Along the way, I have met some awesome people. Each day, I get more clues on how I can locate my Handsome Prince.
Maybe you guys can help me out. Here’s a description: My Prince is very handsome. He is very tall and nicely built. He used to carry me when I was too tired to walk. Oh how I miss that. **sigh** Anyways, about his description…He is very handy at home, likes to takes charge, has a great sense of humor, and is a real gentleman. If you guys see him, please let me know. I would really appreciate your help. Thank you.
XOXO,
Princess Van



My Interests

long sleeve t-shirts, the color yellow, daydreaming, mom and pop eateries, warm climates, mod fashion, blueberry muffins, making to-do-lists, three quarter sleeve shirts, ethnic food, laughing at myself, children, shoes and handbags, alternative music, rollerblading, sushi, the smell of fabric softner, video games, sarcastic humor, p-touch labeler, skimming through the Genius Book of World Records, organizing my walk-in-closet, Southpark, color coordinating, people watching, playing pranks, contemporary funiture, 80's clothing, the beach, being facetious, European accents, useless facts, reading motivational books, playing thumbwar

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can get me closer to reuniting with my Long-Lost-Handsome Prince. An astrologer who can tell me what direction Nylon is. A scientist who can build a rocket to shuttle me back to Nylon. E.T. or Alf so I can get advice on how they made it home. And finally, my Handsome Prince, whom I'd like to reunite with and live happily ever after...THE END.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Van
Birthday: Everyday
Birthplace: Nylon
Current Location: Earth
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Everything
The Shoes You Wore Today: Carlos Santana
Your Weakness: OCD
Your Fears: : Death, getting fat, never finding my prince of Nylon, not having enough retiring money
Your Perfect Pizza: Tortinos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Visit family more often, Send more money home to parents, Excercise more often, Save money for retirement
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to make a list of things to do and cross them off as it gets done
Your Best Physical Feature: My liverspots, cellulite, and spidervains. Wait till you hear about my bad features...
Your Bedtime: 10-11pm or when I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Time spent with my Nephews
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: In and Out Burger
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What's the difference
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: No way
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: I have no talent
Do you Shower Daily: No, Semi-annually
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Dude, I'm 73
Do you want to get Married: commit...commit...commit...commitment..Dude, that was so hard to say!
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in Santa and the tooth fairies, why won't I believe in myself?
Do you think you are Attractive: BUT my Mom tells me everyday that I'm beautiful...wait, that's coming from my mom...
Are you a Health Freak: I run when I'm being chased...Who's Gym? and what car does he drive? haha
Do you get along with your Parents: They are my bestfriends
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: Again, no talent
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Quoting Chef (Southpark):Don't drink kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Quoting Mr. Mackey (Southpark): Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs...and if you do, then you're bad. So don't do drugs um..K?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Daily
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Sure
Ever been called a Tease: My hair calls me a tease all the time...
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: I have stolen a couple of hearts.
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to make square donuts
What country would you most like to Visit: Nylon
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Green, Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Purple/ blue
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Tall
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Classy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero
Number of CDs I own: Burned or Pirated
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: No, not my style
Number of things in my Past I Regret: About 5

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Music:

TV on the radio, Arctic Monkeys, Death Cab for Cutie, Dramarama, Kings of Leon, She Wants Revenge, Saosin, Fall Out Boy, Angels & Airwaves,The Strokes, Modest Mouse, Greenday,Pearl Jam, The Fray, Wolfmother, Buckcherry, Tool, All American Rejects, Ramones,The Bravery, Muse,NIN, My Chemical Romance,Audioslave,The Killers, Korn,Eve 6,Staind, Depeche Mode,Panic!At the Disco, Franz Ferdinand, Postal Service,3 Doors Down, Our Lady Peace, The White Stripes,Fuel,Limp Bizkit,Linkin Park, Nicelback,Breaking Benajmin, Seether, Hoobastank, Puddle of Mudd,Remy Zero,Papa Roach,Foo Fighters, Dashboard Confessional,Coldplay,Shinedown, Trapt, Switchfoot,The Perishers,Blue October,Bush,Crossfade,POD

Television:

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Heroes:

E.T., Alf, Mork from Ork, Evy Garland

My Blog

My move to California

Almost a year ago, I was living in  Houston, Texas with just dreams of relocating to California.  "Well," I thought to myself, "I'm not getting any younger and with no obligations to anyone,...
Posted by Van on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:45:00 PST

Smile

Just the other day, as I was driving home from work, a smile manifested itself on my face. No...no, I didn`t win the lottery. It was smile of serenity.I guess b/c I don`t have anything to be angry or ...
Posted by Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My background

Mario, my peer in Kindergarden class, shouted, "Ching, Chong, Bing, Bong."  I giggled and looked around to see who he was directing those racist remark to.  When I looked around and noticed ...
Posted by Van on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:10:00 PST

"A"

When I first meet people, I start everybody out by giving them an A in my book. That way, I would not judge people by appearance or rumors. After that, if they F*%& up, I take points away, kind of...
Posted by Van on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:34:00 PST

Koman Race for the Cure

On October 1, 2005, I will be participating in the Komen Race for the Cure Series, the largest series of 5K runs/fitness walks in the world. Proceeds raised will go into the local community to fund e...
Posted by Van on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:19:00 PST

Just another one of my brain farts...

The one thing more attractive than a handsome face is a man w/ confidence. Ever seen a not-so-handsome man with a drop-dead-gorgeous girl in his arms? Know what quality he possesses that any other ave...
Posted by Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bad Boyz

I can recall a time when I fell for the type of guys that drove the fast and the furious type cars (you know--the bad boyz). Nevermind the guys that drove CLKs or Porsches. I remember thinking when th...
Posted by Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Insane?

Someone tell me if what I am about to tell you is normal. Well you see, all my friends know that I absolutely adore kids. No&no, not the type of love that Michael Jackson has for kids. Every time I se...
Posted by Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Senior Moment?...

If you were to ask me what I did two days ago, I would have a hard time recalling what I actually did. Could it be that I am getting senior moments? Or perhaps I have a goldfish`s memory, which BTW, a...
Posted by Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Get a life!

A couple of days ago, former coworker was complaining to me about how her b/f was not giving her enough attention. He would always put his friends before her. My advice to her was this: FIND YOURSELF ...
Posted by Van on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST