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PIMP Al

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About Me



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My Interests

I jog for miles while dreaming. Once awake i like games, cooking, reading, TV, bowling, pool (although i'm terrible at billards), occassional Kareoke night, floating in swimming pools ( swimming is overrated), people watching at malls, good conversation.I write some too....

I'd like to meet:

Welcome!! I'm a freaky, comedian, flirt, love to fish, movie addict, single dad and short bus riding kind of man!! I was once voted the sexiest man alive and centerfold in "Blind People's Special Edition of Playgirl Magazine!!"
If you ever have anyone give you shit about being fat, here is your response:" Yes, I am overweight, but you are ugly as hell and at least I can lose weight!!!"
I think Taz boxers are sexy, love lightning storms and the smell of rain after, Dallas Cowboys and Baltimore Colts fan, homemade porn, women that can actually cook good...OMFG!!, music in many forms, creative people, traveling, edible thongs, bowling, the sound of laughter, Ranch Dressing and coffee creamer addict, hot peppers, giving thigh hickies, love movies, MySpace networking, sexy and fun comments, making new friends, getting freaky in a cinema, trips to museums and zoo's, FMP's, naughty country girls, quads and dirt bikes, leftover pizza and I love, love , love both giving and receiving foot massages!!
I'm on myspace to meet interesting women, promote my comedy and have fun!! Thanks for reading this and don't be a stranger!! xoxo Al,

Music:

I like a wide variety of music. Rock, blues, hip hop, alternative, pop, metal, classic rock, motown, jazz...if its good...I like it!! lol. I don't restrict my musical variety. Not much for opera though. Seeing "Cats " the muscial. a few years ago expanded my tastes even further.

Movies:

I love movies. If ya can't stand horror movies, at all, we're probably not gonna work. Good comedies and action movies. Didn't watch Titanic for 2 reasons. I can't stand Leonardo De' Crappio and i knew how it ended. ...

Television:

A definite TV junkie. Americann Idol, CSI's, House, Bones, Law snd Order, sports, good comedies, While You Were Out, the cooking channel, Antiques Roadshow....no soap opera's though...whew....

Books:

Dean Koontz, Stephen King are incredible. I read Penthouse magazine once in a blue moon sideways.

Heroes:

My mom. She passed away 5 years ago and i admired her more than any celebrity or other person in my life. Her sense of humor and strength under adversity were amazing.

My Blog

Just a holla back at my special blog reading friends!!!!

Life has been insanely crazy busy my sexy, fine ass friends!!! My main income job is just sucking the fucking life out me like a Vampire macking down!!!!!!! I'm a full blown addict on a couple of thes...
Posted by PIMP Al on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:46:00 PST

Adult Stuff!! Freak on in the closet!! a naughty poem!!

Hike up that skirt and let me have a taste,We've been on fire all night, ignite this moment we can't waste, Our hungry tongues entertwined, like 2 rattlesnakes in heat, My large hands squeeze your ass...
Posted by PIMP Al on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:40:00 PST

True confessions of a coffee creamer addict!! OMG!!

Hi.....my name is Al....and I'm a coffee creamer addict!!Have always loved the smell of coffee brewing in the morning since i can remember!!! The auroma alone is enough to get my hungover ass out of b...
Posted by PIMP Al on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 04:23:00 PST

This new "own your friends" as pets application kicks ASS!!

Seriously, at first I thought this "own your friend as a pet" shit was a total waste of energy!! I now admit, I was soooooooo damn wrong!! This is so much fun!! Not only does it make for playful side ...
Posted by PIMP Al on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:28:00 PST

Adult read!! Getting twisted by the pool!!

 This is a long blog. Thank you for your patience and I hope it was worth the wait!! Its completed!! 110 degrees in T-town Arizona during the afternoon!! Not much you can do outside but hit...
Posted by PIMP Al on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:24:00 PST

Fathers’ Day gifts and thoughts!!

In preschool Ari ( my daughters name) made me this god awful green and yellow ash tray in her art class!! It's deformed and won't set on a table flatBut at 4 yrs old I know she did her best to make it...
Posted by PIMP Al on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:43:00 PST

Adult Stuff!! Love in a refrigerator!!!!

Wedding receptions can be sooooo much fun!!! Most people get trashed, shit faced drunk and for those that are single, we are on booty cruise control to counter the effects from watching a friend, or f...
Posted by PIMP Al on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:58:00 PST

Ever wished for a vacation from yourself?

Yep...just a week vacation from yourself would be awesome!!! Tryout being something that was your complete opposite just too see what it was like!!! WOW! To not be horny 98% of my non sleeping time!! ...
Posted by PIMP Al on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:49:00 PST

The Unknown Soldier...and American Hero!!!

His name is Bob Sanders. He died in a godforsaken desert in the Middle East doing what he believed was RIGHT. Protecting his, our country, from the very terrorists that took his life. Bob was 18 years...
Posted by PIMP Al on Sun, 25 May 2008 05:19:00 PST

Adult stuff!! Discipline time!! Youve been a bad, bad girl!!!

One of the most incredible parts of everybody having their own " turn ons ", fetishes and desires is how interesting and truly arousing they can become, even when its not really your thing, but you wa...
Posted by PIMP Al on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:00:00 PST