MellyMel aka Stumblebum

Peeps that leave me drunkin e-mail's at 4:00am.
Attempting to break it down like Ozone in Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo without a shoe falling off.
Trying to make it thru the day without falling down or bumping into something.
The smell of popcorn! - reminds me of weekends with dad, watching horror & martial arts movies!
Salt & Vinegar chips.
Having a drink while watching a great Band, Rapper, D.J. or Juggler.
Spending special moments with special friends.
People who like me and like to talk about how wonderful I am. You name it, I like it! Except for that...I hate that!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Melanie
Birthday: Usually once a year. Tends to fall around the 1st of July.
Birthplace: Germany
Current Location: in a small, medium or large body of water
Eye Color: stunning brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: embarrassingly tall when I wear heels
Right Handed or Left Handed: right (most times)
Your Heritage: English, German, Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas
Your Weakness: adidas
Your Fears: people that live in fear
Your Perfect Pizza: goat cheese w/spinach and tomato
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: answering more of these super groovy quizzes.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Mel, stop correcting my grammar, you anal retentive cunt.
Thoughts First Waking Up: why was I making out with Bob Barker in that dream? why did he keep asking me if I had been spayed or neutered?
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes (at least that's what guys tell me whilst staring at my tits)
Your Bedtime: around the last page of "Goodnight Moon"
Your Most Missed Memory: mum reading to me
Pepsi or Coke: I'm a Pepper!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Hooters
Single or Group Dates: single (easier to get rid of the bodies that way)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: prefer hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: latte
Do you Smoke: only when I drink
Do you Swear: only when I drink
Do you Sing: only when I drink
Do you Shower Daily: at least a good hobo shower
Have you Been in Love: daily
Do you want to go to College: "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library."-Frank Zappa
Do you want to get Married: ?
Do you belive in yourself: yes! I mean no. I mean sometimes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: attractive to some...
Are you a Health Freak: if by "health", you mean "sour gummy worms" and by "freak", you mean "lots of them".
Do you get along with your Parents: Love my folks
Do you like Thunderstorms: AC/DC said I was thunderstruck
Do you play an Instrument: Tuba & Bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes (hiccup)
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: why? you offering?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I hate dates! I don't like raisins, either.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Only the Magic Mall. I needed some colored hair extensions & a gold plated tooth cover.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: they're creamy cookie magic
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: to quote O.D.B..."oh baby, I like it raw"
In the past month have you been on Stage: naked and proud...screw you David Niven
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I've gone medium-frame-with-a-big-rack dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A pickle. I love pickles.
Ever been Drunk: very
Ever been called a Tease: very
Ever been Beaten up: no. I know K-E-R-A-Z-Y
Ever Shoplifted: I've lifted a shop...it was small and weebles were involved.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The roadie that blows coke up Stevie Nicks ass or married to Method Man (it could happen)
What country would you most like to Visit: England or Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: you could be bald as far as I'm concerned
Short or Long Hair: people really care about this shit?
Height: taller than me. If you're not...well...won't have to wear heels
What I dislike most in a boy/girl: Someone who plays it "cool"!!!
Best Clothing Style: Clean underwear is always nice!
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many to list
Number of CDs I own: too many to list
Number of Piercings: 2, one in each ear. Have had more, since taken them out
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

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