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jes

i'm just a 'minor threat'

About Me

my record player is STILL my favorite toy.

My Interests

my friends, my records (oh and melting up scratched vinyl into other things), thrift stores, vintage kitsch, shoes, ziggy's in nyc at midnight on mondays (best live fusion ever!), scooters, tattoos, punk and metal karaoke at arlene's grocery, road trips, laughing 'till you giggle like a little kid on too many pixie stix, reading, mail art, my 'puter (the supped up intellivision), video games, good pubs (and great beer), good wine (and especially drinking good wine at a place like "dinky docks"), trading, zines, the smell of vinyl and old books, being "drunkin' hines", that moment where eyes lock perfectly, blushing, silliness, my bike , zombie movies, anything hal hartley touches, doug's mobiles (http://dougrhodehamel.com), renegade art projects, fan-fucking-tabulous desserts, first smooches, e.e. cummings, going to shows, the place called "our beach", feeling inspired, and when someone else makes the coffee.

I'd like to meet:

people who understand "if you wanna go to heaven, you gotta raise a little hell" (and if those people can tell me what documentary that is from...many many many awards!), people who want to buy me things like wowsville records in new york, waterloo records in austin, zia's records circa 1998 in AZ and the like. people that realize that playing with my hair solves all the worlds problems. people that understand the importance of smooches on the forehead. people that can get past saying, "you are SO tiny" without actually letting the words pass their lips. oh! and milo aukerman of course...duh.

Music:

A is for anal cunt, B is for beat happening, C is for cro-mags, D is for THE DESCENDENTS!!!, E is for elvis, F is for frank black, G is for GBH, H is for hate bombs, I is for integrity, J is for jerry lee lewis, K is for kings of nuthin', L is for LL cool J, M is for MOTORHEAD, N is for the nutley brass, O is for oingo boingo, P is for the pogues, Q is for the queers, R is for the RAMONES, S is for sinatra, T is for twisted sister, U is for umoja, V is for the vandals, W is for the woggles, X is for x-ray specs, Y is for youth brigade, Z is for the zombies.

Movies:

henry fool, simple men, no such thing, boondock saints, suburbia ("happy easter asshole!"), henry and june, psycho a go-go!, billy madison, vernon florida (amongst many other redneck documentaries), the original star wars trilogy, lock, stock and two smoking barrels, leon, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, jersey girl, clerks, mallrats, life is beautiful, cecil b. demented, but i'm a cheerleader, high fidelity, better off dead, pretty in pink, the commitments, the rat pack, butterfly, singles, shoalin soccer, house of a 1000 corpses, rabid grannies, killer clowns from outer space, the devils rejects, the original texas chainsaw, the evil dead trilogy, hellraiser (1-3), gibtown, almost famous, summer of sam, detroit rock city, dream for an insomniac, house of yes, meet the feebles, shawn of the dead, end of the century, dirty filthy love, ray, harold and maude, drugstore cowboy, empire records, office space, gross point blank, garden state, best in show, a mighty wind, the big lebowski, fargo, cry baby, edward scissorhands, waking ned devine, stranger than fiction, breakfast at tiffanys, shawn of the dead, hot fuzz....this is a neverending list.

Television:

biggest brainwashing tool known to man.

Books:

anything by e.e. cummings, henry miller, bukowski or chuck palahniuk, wicked, cash, cinderella's big score, on the road, catcher in the rye, possessing the secret of joy, the rebel, the alchemist, the philosophy of punk, geek love...zines zines and more zines!

Heroes:

milo aukerman. cinder block, my sweet aaron, wendy o. williams, the person that knows how to hold my hand correctly even from afar, and the person that hunted a sammmmmich a few minutes ago...

My Blog

international slayer day my arse...maiden rules this day!

behold the glory of cock rock at its finest! happy 666 kiddos! Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by jes on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 09:20:00 PST

my unicorn!

thank you so much milo!!! if i could jump on you and give you many many smooches on the forehead i fully would! enjoy!!! .. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by jes on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 10:03:00 PST

GOGOGO to the jetsetter on SAT. NIGHT!!!!

That's right puddin's...it's time for more debauchery and booze on a SATURDAY NIGHT! Only this time with one of the best bands in the geeerage and mod circuit! THE FOUR SHAMES ARE PLAYING AT THE JETTS...
Posted by jes on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:21:00 PST

stupid mysmack....

i just uploaded a shiteload of pics from the sugarmill gang shiznit and mysmack fucked it up when i hit post.  damn you mysmack!!!! ugh...i will repost them later for you.... ...
Posted by jes on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 03:38:00 PST

milo speaks for me when my screams are silent

if this post is meant for you...you will understand completely.  i just find these lyrics...fitting. ACE I see the anger in the back of your eyes I know the vengeance running through your mi...
Posted by jes on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 03:22:00 PST

"i don't want to grow up"---mmmmmilo aukerman

the last couple of hours of my twenties are upon me. aack! ...
Posted by jes on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:14:00 PST

calvin quote...

"i get so scared when i try to talk to youcause you know me when i open up my mouth andyou see my eyes when i say what I say"
Posted by jes on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 11:06:00 PST

i FINALLY posted a new pic...

it's just a start...i promise there will be more soon.  i have just been lazy about updating.  
Posted by jes on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 07:09:00 PST

"i wanna bite you on the ass, take lockjaw, and have you drag me to death"

ahhhh hell yeah.
Posted by jes on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 11:45:00 PST

come on....ya sinners...

That's right puddin's...it's time for more debauchery and booze on a Sunday afternoon! Only this time with an added theme. We couldn't resist the cheese of having a Cereal KILLER Sunday, now could we?...
Posted by jes on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 08:14:00 PST