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UberBastard

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About Me


I'm canned individually, but containing 2.5 servings. May be caustic when combined with alcohol. Be careful when opening, contents under pressure. Highly combustible. Best when applied in small doses. Batteries included. Do not operate heavy machinery after use........
Note: I only add people I personally know and have had at least some regular communication with to the friend's list below. If you're just padding your own friend's list by inviting strangers, feel free to skip me.
If you wanna know how to find me?
http://uberbastard.com/
http://uberbastard.livejournal.com
http://www.myspace.com/uberbstrd
http://twitter.com/Uberbastard
http://people.tribe.net/uberbastard
http://www.flickr.com/photos/uberbastard
http://www.youtube.com/uberbastard
http://www.last.fm/user/uberbastard
http://www.friendster.com/71831
http://justpushplayonline.com
uberbstrd (at) gmail.com
AIM & Y! @ uberbstrd
Second Life @ Uberbastard Lollipop
Guild Wars @ The Uberbastard
Do you see a trend yet?
Oh yeah, I leave you presents here:
Drop.io uberbstrd
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If I'm not here, I'm at the strip club...

My Interests

80's music, absinthe, adult swim, al pacino, albert camus, aliens, anarchistic feng shui, anime, aristotle, art, bad art, beer, blade runner, bondage, bondage fairies, cake, cameras, cheese, coffee, competitive giggling, crazy people, cunnilingus, cyberpunk, dark beats, dead kennedy's, deadbolt, depravity, downtempo, electronics, emo girls, eroticism, ethics, evil dead, fencing, ferrets, fetishism, film, film noir, firearms, fooling around, gir, good sake, grrls, guns, h.p.lovecraft, haiku, hardcore, herman hesse, hocico, honesty, i ching, improvised munitions, industrial, integrity, invader zim, jet skis, jhonen vasquez, jthm, jung, kali, kissing, kung-fu, leonard cohen, lesbians, libertarianism, licking, lolita, making cd's, making porn, martial arts, monty python, motorcycles, mountain dew, natalie portman, nietzsche, nofx, odd people, old industrial, old punk, panties, people watching, perving, philosophy, phreaks, pirates, pizza, poe, politics, punk, radical philosophy, red dwarf, robots, samurai, sci-fi, squee!, stargate sg-1, steampunk, sushi, television, terminus city, the cramps, the smiths, the specials, travel, trip hop, tshirts, vaio, video, vodka, writing, zim

Music:



Judy Henske, The Damned, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Hank I-III, Elvis, Joan Jett, SCOTS, Social Distortion, Dick Dale, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Johnny Cash, The Queers, Sam the Sham, The Cramps, Misfits, Dead Kennedys, The Beatles,

Movies:

Top 5 favorite movies:
1. Blade Runner --- oh, the goods
2. leon: The Professional -- since the big blue jean reno has been a badass
3. Love Story -- always reminds me smart girls are trouble
4. Seven Samurai -- When I grow up, I wanna be Toshiro Mifuni
5. The Tao of Steve -- Damn them for making my life story in Arizona

Television:

Top 5 Shows on my Tivo:

1. Lost
2. Boston Legal
3. Stargate SG-1
4. Samurai Champloo
5. The Daily Show

Books:

Top 5 favorite authors:
1. william gibson -- the alpha and the omega of all things cyberpunk
2. michael crichton -- one of the most influential writers of the 20th century
3. carl sagan -- for giving me a feeling of being absolutely inconsequential in the universe
4. neil stephenson -- giving the cold slap of reality on the future of nanotech
5. herman hesse -- giving a soul to the nontraditional character

My Blog

Durhams got a reputation

Durham's got a reputation& And like mine it's nothing to be proud of& However, I doubt its reputation stems from liberal abuse of easy fat girls, drugs and local traffic laws. Although I might be wron...
Posted by UberBastard on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:53:00 PST

Time Warner broke my DVR

I thought I would share this in case anyone else is ready to fling their DVR out the window and use it as a skeet clay. This is the email I sent Time Warner Cable today regarding my DVR box which is n...
Posted by UberBastard on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:08:00 PST

Jennifer Hooper McCarty, Not-stalkee duJour

In an attempt to not show that my not-stalking could be little more than idle fascination, I give you another smart broad to ogle at, may I present& Jennifer HooperMcCarty Ph.D., Hot Metallurgical-ty...
Posted by UberBastard on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:26:00 PST

Weekend LOLLER DERBY

OK, truth is not much of the weekend was filled with LOLZ, that is unless you get a kick out of watching a fat man mow a lawn that's grown so tall that the federal government was offering me agricultu...
Posted by UberBastard on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:49:00 PST

Hippies Rejoice, someone still likes you&

That's right&Hippies Rejoice, someone still likes you, however it's still not me.We decided to escape the fast paced world of banjo plucking on the porch in Durham to do some harmonica honking in the ...
Posted by UberBastard on Tue, 20 May 2008 08:42:00 PST

EMERGENCY POST

OK, an anonymous person who may or may not be googling herself, let me know in no uncertain terms that the government of our great land of milk and honey, our bastion of freedom in a swirling abyss of...
Posted by UberBastard on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:37:00 PST

(ABSOLUTELY NOT) Stalking Amy Mainzer, Astrophysicist

It's true, I've (NEVER) taken to internerd stalking& I guess this is what happens when I don't have a bar to drink at and take to scotching it up in front of the intertubes. I imagine I'm pretty harml...
Posted by UberBastard on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:20:00 PST

Basketball is a Final Four letter word

You only have to look at me to know I don’t have much interest in sports and basketball least of all. This is mostly due to the effects of gravity on fat, creepy, old men (I found out recently a...
Posted by UberBastard on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:18:00 PST

NC vs. FL

I started work today, I can’t tell you where, let’s just say it’s a state secret. I walked in the door and looked around for someone to tell me who I was reporting to and who was my ...
Posted by UberBastard on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:51:00 PST

T plus 2 weeks

So after a whirlwind of goodbyes and packing and losing stuff and truck renting and driving through the night with an 18 year old cat howling its brains out for 10 solid hours we got ourselves and mos...
Posted by UberBastard on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:00:00 PST