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amy

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About Me

lead singer of shitting glitter. fickle, loud, sometimes smelly, but usually colorful. i like wigs, i have a lot of them, all different colors. i'm paranoid, and inattentive to detail. cake is very important to me. i wear hanes boys underwear. occasionally, i fall down when i'm drunk. i pass out fairly often, but not from drinking. just from passing out. i strongly believe in bidets and wonder all the time at the slovenly americans who wish to spend their day with dirty bums. i have a cavity that hurts, in my teeth, not in my pants. i sing, i write lyrics that are, ridiculous, i'm consumed with my band. i write poems with drawings and paintings that my ex, and still friend, von creates. mostly, i run from responsibility. i think the bible is the biggest piece of commercial crap i've seen. more often than not, i'm in super hero attire. people take a lot of pictures of me, it keeps me in check. look at them: www.shittingglitter.com if you have any strange under the table work you think fit my talents, send them my way. this does not mean boys with stupid ideas about what under the table means.
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My Interests

cake

I'd like to meet:

crossdressers, 12 angry women, ms hepburn as a special ghost appearance in my apartment, the budweiser girl, witches, every dog on earth, juliette lewis, loretta lynn, free massage therapist, more and more lesbians

Music:

mine, dandy warhols, everything but the girl, electric six

Movies:

party monster, natural born killers

Television:

six feet under

Books:

party monster, the bible

Heroes:

kimo

My Blog

henry

i have a sweet, but tiny, but cantankerous old cat named henry that has been through quite a few ups and downs in his little career.  he has had a few different caretakers, mainly myself, but oth...
Posted by amy on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:36:00 PST

no ordinary world

in the middle of a hill, surrounded by gorgeous air and greenery, marc and i watched one of my favorite bands perform an absolutely perfect show last night.  the venue was the santa barbara bowl,...
Posted by amy on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:34:00 PST

bloody business strange

this morning was a cuddle puddle of kit-ties, with the noon (henry) front and center in arthur's usual position.  duh duh (arthur) was instead lengthwise on my legs facing the other dir...
Posted by amy on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:32:00 PST

oppress

here is oppress: oh by the way, if you feel like subscribing to me...  why, please do.  i know you all get the updates when someone writes, but it's fun to see who signs up.   OPPRESS: ...
Posted by amy on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:41:00 PST

portland poem

i wrote this poem at the opposable thumb cafe in portland :   excellent choice   it makes you wonder how slick it really needs to be the pleasing sanity or good gesture of the new north...
Posted by amy on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:05:00 PST

beautiful planet

i had the honor last night of having a very adorable girl tell me that i must be from the beautiful planet.  seeing that it was just after earth day, it felt quite fantastic to think in terms of ...
Posted by amy on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:33:00 PST

velvet tongue

fantastic time with my long beach pals yesterday, and mendi even snuck me my very own red velvet cake to go.  the evening ended with danny and i singing magic and xanadu.  and apparently dan...
Posted by amy on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:05:00 PST

what comes around

lucky day.  i found a hundred dollar bill on the sidewalk on tuesday night.  i had gotten a bit turned around walking to kristahn’s apartment, having never been there before, so i man...
Posted by amy on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:03:00 PST

northern exposure

dream it, you fuckin’ dreamers..... as of thursday o’clock portland time last week, i officially shook off the evildoing nightmare master and have gained much much beauty sleep in the mean...
Posted by amy on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:36:00 PST

any port in a storm

ladies, i just completed the most organized packing job i’ve done in years.  and that sounds a lot like some kind of sexsooual feat, but it wasn’t.  it was actually just a few tu...
Posted by amy on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:48:00 PST