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Tyler

No!

About Me

Let me buy you a drink. Then...you buy me one.

My Interests

Blaming others. Playing the victim card. Finding, and pointing out, faults in others. Projecting my issues onto others. Shifting responsibility. Blatant lying. Putting others down to make myself feel "bigger". Mexican food. Avoiding responsibility for my actions. Turning the tables.

I'd like to meet:

Sandra Bernhard, Billy Dee Williams, David Lynch

Music:

I listen to music.

Movies:

Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Westerns, Gay/Lesbian, Cult, International, Horror

Television:

CSI: Miami

Books:

Take time out of your day to read an entire book.

Heroes:

Are honored on a plaque in the lobby of the City/County Administration Office.

My Blog

It's over 100 degrees in NYC

I want everyone here to be safe. I need people to stay inside and stick a hose down their pants. Cold water on full. Eat lettuce and lettuce only. Anything more major than lettuce could result in ...
Posted by Tyler on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 08:07:00 PST

A real quagmire

So, my friend in California told me she just inherited like 30 million dollars. I didn't believe her, and she got all out of sorts that I was accusing her of being a liar. So I said, "Fine....if you...
Posted by Tyler on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:56:00 PST

Going back on low carb again

I am planning to start low carb action again. It was fun the couple of weeks I was doing it. I went to Mongolian Barbecue a lot. Those grill cooks are hilarious, OMG! I may start again tomorrow or...
Posted by Tyler on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:59:00 PST

Doin' the low carb thing!

OMG, wish me luck! And if you see me eating bread, you totally have permission to punch me!
Posted by Tyler on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 10:59:00 PST