THIS IS A STICK UP! LET'S NOT MAKE IT A MURDER profile picture

THIS IS A STICK UP! LET'S NOT MAKE IT A MURDER

I am here for Networking

About Me

I like ranch a lot

My Interests

SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING, chia pets, thoughts of children,interpretive dance,and book on tape. TONIGHT I'M GONNA WARM UP IN A BUBBLE BATH AND CALL LIVELINKS. BECAUSE IT'S THE TOTALLY FREE NEW WAY TO HOOK UP W/ OTHER LOCAL SINGLES AND FIND THE HOTTEST PARTIES! I only act creepy to disguise my very real creepiness. Such as watching people sleep and always being the last person up at parties.

I'd like to meet:

Jack White

Music:

The White Stripes, The Queens of the Stones Age, classic rock, , Brian Jonestown Massacre, Spoon, Beck, the datsuns, Roky Erickson, Wu-tang.ect

Movies:

How Stella Got Her Grove Back

Television:

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA, TLC'S WHAT NOT TO WEAR, THE OFFICE, THE ENGLISH OFFICE, VH1 CLASSIC, ENTOURAGE, EXTRAS, and ROCK N'ROLL JEOPARDY.

Books:

Please Kill Me, Penthouse Letters (only cuz they're all true). Book on tape. Motley Crue Dirt, Led Zeppelin Stairway to heaven, Eye mind The 13th floor elevators story, Chuck klosterman everything.

Heroes:

Alice Cooper, Jack White and Jimmy Page.